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Old 26th Apr 2020, 21:34
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Awwww crap, no paper.
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Old 26th Apr 2020, 21:38
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After a severe beasting, private parts soon hit the wall.


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Wouldn't it be easier to disguise oneself as a bush? I commend your ingenuity, but I question the practicality.
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 06:49
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The self employed painter has to decorate your house from the outside
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 07:04
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Well done all, some nice entries...unlike the chap in the picture!

I was hoping somebody would keep it topical, and you did not disappoint...so the winner is:

Originally Posted by ShyTorque
During the lockdown it’s important to exercise but do stay indoors.
Well done Sir...Trophy on its way by sterilised carrier pigeon!

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Old 27th Apr 2020, 10:17
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622, many thanks, most unexpected; I did wonder what that passing pigeon had dropped on my door step! TBH, I was sure the caption about Pink Floyd's "Brick in the Wall" was a sure winner.

I'm struggling for a picture - my computer keeps crashing when I try to post one; I'll keep trying but I'm happy for anyone else to take it as open house to post one of theirs.
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Old 27th Apr 2020, 11:37
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Germany's Covid testing scheme is inaugurated by the Chancellor...
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Source of her shakes identified...
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Mein Gott.....How many is she going to pull out!
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When he woke up from his coma, Nutty couldn't understand why he never got to finish his sentence; "Who gave the Fish head......(away)?"
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Maggie and Dennis tackle a Northern delicacy when the Conference takes place in Arbroath
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Sigourney and John wolf down a hearty snack just before filming re starts
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Man with glasses encourages them to get to nein nein each. That's what he drew in the sweepstakes
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On a visit to Bremerhaven the leader is invited to try the U boats staple rations. ...Steak Diane they told her
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At Kim Jong Un's request the food for his next birthday is tried out on visiting foreign leaders first.
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Trump’s latest miracle cure for COVID-19 gets its first public test.
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