Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

While climbing El Capitan, The Human Fly slipped and unfortunately Spiderman was otherwise engaged.

[Kiltrash]

Japanese 'sleep pods' became all the rage, however did not fit the average Western build

[c52]

A minister of the Crown, visiting his second home - that is, his principal residence, in Catterick notices a camp of roughly-dressed people and orders a wall to be built around it.

[NutLoose]

I said mail slot you dumbwit..

[Ascend Charlie]

"How can we pull you back in when you are still holding onto the wall, Donald?"

[Ascend Charlie]

The ablutions block had to be evacuated after "Thunderbum" Hoskins performed to his usual standard.

[Kiltrash]

Banksy produces another masterpiece.

[Kiltrash]

Captain Tom increases his letter box size in anticipation on 40k plus cards. Sees it as a challenge to 'wiggle through'

[Surplus]

Coronavirus Chiropody

[Dan Gerous]

The Sex Pistols, do Pink Floyd, with "Another Brick In The Balls".

[Kiltrash]

'Honey I shrunk the Action Man '

[Kiltrash]

Marvo the Magician found a use for thr assistants bottom half after the accident.

[Kiltrash]

Seamus the Human Cannonball excited the crowd by not using a net, found his landing however was a bit too close to the wall

[Wensleydale]

An embarrassed Brian found a new way to avoid having to show that he was wearing his new Honorary Aircrew flying badge.

[Kiltrash]

At Covent Garden the criminals needed to recruit an even thinner pensioner.

[treadigraph]

A trip down memory lane as Carruthers is reminded of his time on Buccaneers...

[Big Pistons Forever]

What happens when one of the aircrew tells a squadie he dropped a tenner in the ****ter !

[Big Pistons Forever]

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

( With apologies to Winston Churchill )

[Big Pistons Forever]

Dannyboy doesn't seem to be answering his mobile.....

[622]

Last orders Ladies and Gents, I will call this tomorrow morning.

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