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Old 17th May 2013, 19:17
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Faster than a speeding pullet, less power than a wet fart, rolling in from the right we give you the Sepecat Jaguar.....




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Old 17th May 2013, 19:48
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"Eh lads - look the other way. Brenda's pulled her flying suit down to prove she got laid last night"

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The ghosts of SWOs past could be seen in the gathering dust storm screaming across the airfield "You! Get your f***ing hand out of your pocket"
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Old 17th May 2013, 20:33
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"Okay, who's the bright spark who offered Prince Charles a shot in a Typhoon"?
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Old 17th May 2013, 21:54
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"Hands up all those who have washed their flying suit this month.."
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Don't fold your arms, you'll grow tits - look, one of you already have!
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Old 17th May 2013, 23:17
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2nd from left...

God.. I hope they don't spot my pepperamis in my pen pockets or they'll all want a nibble
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Old 18th May 2013, 09:27
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The few remaining RAF personnel are safely corralled to prevent poaching, or simply wandering away, pictured with their minder on the extreme right.
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Old 18th May 2013, 13:56
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Woman on right: "Wot the **** yous lookin at?"
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Old 18th May 2013, 14:01
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The Thin Blue Line....is really getting skinny!




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BBMF Lanc....part of the RAF....nay Lads...that IS the RAF!
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Old 19th May 2013, 00:00
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Well, one thing's for sure - nude wing walking really hardens the nipples...

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Old 19th May 2013, 01:40
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I don't get it. Where are all the chicks?

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Old 19th May 2013, 07:53
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Second pilot from right:

"Come on lads, don't try and ignore her now; after a couple of shandies you all told Olga she was really beautiful last night... "
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Old 19th May 2013, 09:08
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Pilot nursery, drop seven grow bags on the ground, water them and up they pop..
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Old 19th May 2013, 10:19
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It was fairly obvious that after the seven dwarves joined the RAF, Snow White had let herself go a little.
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Old 19th May 2013, 11:55
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During a recent survey, one out of seven men revealed Grecian 2000 failed to work for them, whilst perhaps more worryingly one reported hair loss as a result.




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Old 19th May 2013, 11:57
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"Kinloss Air Show, around 7:50am"
"How d'you work that one out Holmes?"
"No beers visible, and the scruffs bar was shut for cleaning every morning from 7:30-8:00"


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Not having the budget for 'The Magnificent Seven II', the RAF PRO had to settle for 'The Stunningly Average Seven'.

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Old 19th May 2013, 14:03
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Cadets, standing in the sun after their first inverted loop, wait for their flight suits to dry.

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Well, that Iranian UAV should've passed over by now...anyone see it?
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Old 19th May 2013, 15:24
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The Pimm's bus arrives late.
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Old 20th May 2013, 12:01
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( baldy at back) "Listen lads if Hoskins doesn't correct that bounce, then you lot aren't going to have much left to fly if you qualify"..
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I said EFATO Bloggs ... Get a grip man
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