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"Which one of you idiots moved the Land Rover to the back of the aircraft?"
PPrune rules again we all know a Land Rover is in fact a vehicle that is a Rover of the Land.
PPrune rules again we all know a Land Rover is in fact a vehicle that is a Rover of the Land.
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Sorry Lads....been off on a short Motorcycle ride through Downtown Washington DC with some of me Mates....about 250,000 of them. Twas the Annual Rolling Thunder Bike Ride. Ran into some interesting folks....one of the President's Helicopter pilots and an Australian who is driving a Car around the World in 300 Days. I am back in the Loop....and will gladly Judge this one as requested.
My typical luck to be somewhere else when the Honors are handed out!
My typical luck to be somewhere else when the Honors are handed out!
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Buster.....
Buster.....
Second to the right of and behind the sergeant thinks -
"He might be a friggin' barrister in private life . . .. but if he once orders 'HIT THE SILK' . . . I will be very glad to."
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Para on extreme right thinks ........"Hells teeth, if its my jump number on the back or my helmet its going to be a tad crowded in there!"
or
"Sarge, when I signed for me chute and helmet why did mine have DIG HERE written on the top of it?"
or
"Sarge, when I signed for me chute and helmet why did mine have DIG HERE written on the top of it?"
Officer says
fear, FEAR FEAR I dont know the meaning of fear
second from right mumbles
and an other 1000 words he dont know the meaning off
(Credit Alan Brazil, Talksport 09.55 Sunday 27/05/2013)
fear, FEAR FEAR I dont know the meaning of fear
second from right mumbles
and an other 1000 words he dont know the meaning off
(Credit Alan Brazil, Talksport 09.55 Sunday 27/05/2013)
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I'll tell you stupid Pongos once more, I know I'm dressed like one but I am NOT from the RAC; the bloke from Kwik Fit will be here soon to fix your flat tyre and then you can bugger off and leave me to my crochet.
Reliable sources tell me he is only breathing hard.
Odd Dressed fellow saying...."Difference between Tragedy and Comedy? Comedy is one of you Lot having a Malfunction....Tragedy is me having one!"
Odd Dressed fellow saying...."Difference between Tragedy and Comedy? Comedy is one of you Lot having a Malfunction....Tragedy is me having one!"
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Right you lot ... Roll Call ...
Buster ... "Flight"
Nutty ... "Flight"
Coff ... "Flight"
ShyT ... "Flight"
Airborne Artist ... "Flight"
ACW599 ... "Flight"
F3WMB ... "Flight"
SASless ... "Flight"
TopToBottom ... "Flight"
As you motley lot contribute the most to the CapCom ... we're dropping you all somewhere that doesn't have access to the internet to give the others a chance ... and no Buster ... you can't take your Smart Phone even if you think you might have a remote need to call "Danny Boy"
Buster ... "Flight"
Nutty ... "Flight"
Coff ... "Flight"
ShyT ... "Flight"
Airborne Artist ... "Flight"
ACW599 ... "Flight"
F3WMB ... "Flight"
SASless ... "Flight"
TopToBottom ... "Flight"
As you motley lot contribute the most to the CapCom ... we're dropping you all somewhere that doesn't have access to the internet to give the others a chance ... and no Buster ... you can't take your Smart Phone even if you think you might have a remote need to call "Danny Boy"
"Right you Lot! Owing to Budget Cuts....We will do this Jump Virtually....Close your Eyes...Imagine you hear the sounds of the Engines..."
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'With respect Sir, I didn't mean that I was handing over to you Sir, I
said it is an ANDOVER Sir'.
said it is an ANDOVER Sir'.
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The Naval Officer heard....."Bend Over!".
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"Right listen here you Scroats, I run a tidy ship and want a rapid and clean jump, you 'ave to be out of the Aircraft in under 56 seconds and wooo betide any shirkers amongst you who are late as I will be dumping the contents of the aft bog at the one minute mark, ok"
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"Kneeling undercarriage? Where did you hear that bollox, it's on the catapult so we can lift your sorry asses "