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Old 19th Mar 2013, 06:30
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Chaps in flares wont put off the new Cougar missiles!

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No, that's not a Tu-22 Backfire. Why do you ask?

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Ha! Of course its not a Navy fighter...those are girls.
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 07:39
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It's so big !

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Where did you say the orifice control is located

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Leave your bikini here and come up and sit on my lap

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Are you sure it's a hair dryer ?

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Old 19th Mar 2013, 08:56
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Lubricating such a spot was right up Olga's and Oksana's alley.
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 09:33
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Nah ... I can match that

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Aussie style rotisserie anyone

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Old 19th Mar 2013, 09:43
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Divorced pilots will know exactly what's going on here...
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 09:54
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Always Use a Professional
With the APU u/s, Ivan got the jet started on Monday using two 'ladies of negotiable virtue' to suck the air through.
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 12:00
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I can't believe there's some FOD on the grass
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 12:03
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I said chaff !!!
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 12:14
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"No, no...the jet's a Sukhoi...I didn't say...never mind."
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 12:23
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Lady on right:

"But it's so dark in here... exactly where is this so-called "world's biggest blow job"? "
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 12:27
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"Errr, Tracey, can you see a golden rivet?"


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"Ohhh it don't arf echo in here when you put yer head in Tracy" " Funny that, I was told that the ova night, 'e said it was like putting an organ in a cafhedral"


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Old 19th Mar 2013, 13:10
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"No, no...when I said I was after some LAME's...actually...never mind"
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 13:11
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"And when you've had three children this is what it will look like".
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 13:26
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Bloke(?) on left "Whats that clack, clack, clacking sound Trace?" - "Dunno - sounds like me knicker elastic on a Friday night...."
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 13:32
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Where's all this thrust then big boy?
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 14:02
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When Boris asked the girls if they'd "like a look in his jet", he hadn't accounted for the fact they were from Dagenham.
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 17:00
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I think I see the problem, give it another crank
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 17:10
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Evidence that when gynecologists are on a team bonding day out that they are always on call
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(may have the wrong aircraft so sorry to the experts but)
Control tower to SU37 display aircraft :- 'That Cobra' was performed FAR to close to the flightline
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(Those in Essex who owned a certain version of the Ford Escort will understand
This Cossie is a real bird puller.
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Firfox rear firing heat seaking missle revealed at last
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Me boyfriend Gavin said that the old complicated engines went Suck Sqeeze Bang Blow, but now I perefer these much simpler Suck and Blow

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Old 19th Mar 2013, 17:19
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"Pulling a Flanker"?
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Old 19th Mar 2013, 17:35
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Just got to walk round and check the flaps.
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