Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins (far right)' what have I told you about wearing bunny ears to briefings?

[SASless]

Damn but that Sharkey can fly!

[EyesFront]

The class of '13 had an unusually high chop-rate, with most failing to achieve the required standard in the tricky 'how to look like a cool FJ pilot' module.

[NutLoose]

Keep an eye out lads, I heard there was a SF260 coming to the show.

Or

Woman on the right... Ok, which one of you did I pull last night...... Ermm....ermmm.... Ermmmm..... Ermmm.


..

[NutLoose]

Ok, the plan is put everyone in a grow bag, that way visiting nations will naturally assume we have aircraft for each one of them, thus allowing us to continue punching well above our weight.

[SASless]

Field test of the new RAF Gloves....

[Kiltrash]

Second thursday of the month you say, Damm I have missed my turn,
bo ho roll on July

The repacement crew for the Tristar were dissapointed to discove it could not land

[ACW599]

"It's no good, guys, we've got to admit it. We're beaten. 632 VGS can do things with the Vigilant that we've never dreamed of".

(cat, pigeons, go...)

[Fantome]

A bunch of likely lads attend a recent airshow. While not exactly recruiting poster material they do exhibit the unmistakeable hallmarks of 'FIGJAMS'in the making.

(if clarification of acronym needed, google is your friend.)

[Buster Hyman]

So Minister, as an example, if you take this bunch of cadets as representing a strong, modern RAF, and that thin blue rope as our range limitations without Tanker capability...and the old Woman as the Italian Air Force who is here to lift the rope for us...

[CoffmanStarter]

Well lads ... Group Captain Sir Chris Hoy can certainly make that bike of his fly

[Dunky]

The crew regretted letting Alex Salmond on board, as he departs, claiming the aircraft now belonged to Scotland.

[Buster Hyman]

"Well whaddya know? That new auto pilot is impressive. Now, does anyone know how to get the aircraft back?"

[Dan Gerous]

It was no good, they were on the wrong side of the rope. There would be no ice creams today.

[Kiltrash]

Lady, as none of us have id to prove our age, would you mind going to the beer tent for 7 halves of shandy?

Damm, the recruiting poster said 'Your country needs you' I did not understand this was for a tour of duty on a dissused airbase in darkest Oxfordshire

In what other country can a female immigrant feel so safe where she is given a personal protection squad.

[NutLoose]

Are you sure this is the place to queue for the ice cream van?

Or


Three Magnum Classics, one white chocolate Magnum and 3 choc ices please.

[CoffmanStarter]

Three Magnum Classics, one white chocolate Magnum and 3 choc ices please.

That's the SAR phase of the OASC process completed lads

[SASless]

This Pilotless Aircraft thingy sure makes chasing Birds far easier even if we don't have the draw we did flying them ourselves!

[Kiltrash]

Only the 5th from left passed the 'Impersonate the Duke of Edinburgh' at ease stance

[clicker]

"Well I still say that round, large yellow object is the latest American stealth bomber which we've only heard rumours about."