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Old 7th May 2013, 03:53
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"That one, Dear Leader, the small green thing..."

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Old 7th May 2013, 04:03
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Sheeriousery, bruddy Windows 8 is a piece of bruddy cwap.
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Old 7th May 2013, 04:17
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This button here takes more off the top, I'd leave the red 'sideburn trim' button alone for a while, Glorious Leader.
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Old 7th May 2013, 06:18
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Roll out the barrel,
We'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel,
We've got the blues on the run

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Old 7th May 2013, 06:21
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Do I get my RPAS Wings now ?
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Old 7th May 2013, 06:24
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Sorry Leader the new Won ATM has swallowed your card ...
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Old 7th May 2013, 06:28
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We have improved the Japanese Karaoke Machine ... we call it the Okeedokee Machine ... would Honorable Leader like a go ?
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Old 7th May 2013, 06:30
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Slightly above Glide Path correcting nicely ... approaching your Decision Height, Radar Service terminates ...
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Old 7th May 2013, 06:34
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Glorious Leader this new Death Ray Weapon ... we point aerial like this ... push big red button and America disappear. Next we invent Time Machine ...
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Old 7th May 2013, 06:38
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Sigh,

Once again, glorious leader, when Mrs Jones wants to be connected with Mr Darcy, its THAT lead into THAT plug

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Old 7th May 2013, 07:01
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Kim Jong-un calling Kim Jong-il (1941–2011)

Kim Jong-un calling Kim Jong-il (1941–2011)

Solly

Broadsword calling Dannyboy,

Broadsword calling Dannyboy

Just in case the imperialst pigs are listening!
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Old 7th May 2013, 07:33
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So what does this big red button do?

Awwwwww Sheeeet!
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Old 7th May 2013, 07:59
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"And this is the Grovel-o-meter, your Belovedness, it sounds an alarm if those around you aren't being obsequious enough. Like Wu in the back, there!"
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Old 7th May 2013, 09:07
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"Once more with feeling, men ... I'm so ronery..."
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Old 7th May 2013, 09:34
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"Cor!! Look at the t!ts on that!!..........Sir"
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Old 7th May 2013, 09:48
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Meanwhile, in the Big Brother control room, glorious leader is shown the evict button
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Old 7th May 2013, 10:00
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"This Democratic People's Republic of Korea's Got Talent control panel...

...this switch, audience applauds..
...this switch, audience electrocuted if fail to applaud
...this switch, stage trap door opens to shark pool
...this switch your favourite, Glorious Leader... firing squad!"
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Old 7th May 2013, 11:53
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I'm sorry o'great one I'm sorry...the seller had 100% positive feedback!
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Old 7th May 2013, 12:05
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Bossa Nova? That would be this one, Sir..
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Old 7th May 2013, 12:06
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Kim - "Fekin Amazon.DPRK, I ordered those funky noise cancelling ear buds......."
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