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Old 6th Jan 2010, 05:47
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When I said you need to pay more attention to your plates, I didn't mean ignore everything else.

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Old 6th Jan 2010, 06:23
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Sorry guys even us poor civilians have to go away from home occasionally.

I missed my first win
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 06:51
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Consolation Prize

Hi Air Cadet,

As runner up in your absence I'll pass the baton to you and you can pick the winner of the caption comp , we may as well close it now.

Handing over
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 08:25
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Looks like Air Cadet may have disappeared again , last entries please and if Air Cadet doesn't respond I'll close it tonight
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 08:36
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Grouse my side? No way, Skip, it's chicken....
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 08:49
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Bob clearly remembers the moment when Susan Boyles CD was released in Iran...he was having lunch.
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 11:16
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Results

Not disappeared just working

The results then are ......

Honorable mentions to :

Nutloose “ Hey skip... I got a another dumb pongo, I told him the new Health and safety meant he could only smoke outside in the designated smoking area...”

and

Arandcee “Will you calm down?! Of course I can jink that incoming, I got the herc through the drive-thru didn't I?”

but

The winner is Shy Torque with the classic

“Sam? MY name's not Sam!”

All yours Shytorque

And Many thanks to Aseanaero for letting judge.
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 14:34
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Air Cadet, thank you




http://www.aviationforum.org/attachm...godooropen.jpg
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 16:34
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Damn! There goes my new hat..
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 16:59
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Giles couldn't understand why his paratroopers had lost their appetite for jumping out of aircraft.
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 18:09
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With the cargo door open the crew had an unimpeded view of the world's biggest monopoly set.
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 19:07
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Heeeeeeellllpp the toilet papers just dissapeared..
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 19:09
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"How many times have I told you! Shut the door behind you!"
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 19:09
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R*anairs new freight service trial their reduced turnaround slots
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 19:12
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Bob soon realised his error when he told the passenger that the toilet was the last door on left at the front.
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 20:16
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Somali flight engineer's after-action technical report:

Item 23. Recommend moving the bomb bay doors aft and downward facing.
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 20:29
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DHL's turnaround times had really improved in recent times...

or

The Captain just let fluffy off the chain.
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 21:10
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The aircraft returned safely after the successful trial of the new terrorist ejection system
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 21:24
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"Hey Skipper, That new loadie's solved the cow sh!t smell"
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Old 6th Jan 2010, 21:34
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That's the last time we let Lamborghini design the doors.
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