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Old 10th Feb 2015, 10:25
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"Say hello to Austrian Gay Television!"
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Old 10th Feb 2015, 14:25
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HELLO SAILOR !
Oh no, sailors don't dress like that, do they?
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Old 10th Feb 2015, 16:36
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Jeremy gets in some serious blowing of his own trumpet practice in preparation for the after parade party where he intends to share his talent with the boys..
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Old 10th Feb 2015, 17:15
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Girl on far left... "What a waste"
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 07:30
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Entries are slowing down - I'll judge later today.
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 07:50
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We're comin' we're comin' hurrah! Hurrah!

We're comin' we're comin' hurrah! Hurrah!

We're comin' we're comin' to breast the bar

we're comin' we're comin' hurrah! Hurrah!
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 08:45
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A brief glimpse of the Australian Band granted a 'Wild Card' entry for this year's Eurovision Song Contest
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 12:50
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I can't win my own contest, but...


"The Welsh RFU attempt to improve their team's second half performance by auditioning a new marching band for half time."


Meanwhile, the winner of this clearly un-PC contest is ...


"The Edinburgh Tattoo was never the same again."


Well done Buster Hyman! Over to you.
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 13:17
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Well played Buster

Sedation for Nutty please ...
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 15:59
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 16:09
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooo....finish the whisky first
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 16:18
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Last edited by Fantome; 11th Feb 2015 at 20:35.
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 21:44
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Thank you Wendy, very kind. My commiserations to Nutty's family...

Anyway, let's have a go at Randy Andy eh?

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Old 11th Feb 2015, 22:13
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"How cool is that?! This is the guy who chopped Eddie off the Bootie course!"
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Old 11th Feb 2015, 22:15
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Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up to the top of
Everyone stands up
The hill and he marched
Them down again. Everyone sits down


And when they were up they were up.
Everyone stands up
And when they were down they were down.
Everyone sits down
And when they were only half way up,
They were neither up nor down.
Everyone half-way up

(not an entry. just an aside)
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 01:23
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Dumb Vote of No Confidence ?
 
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Gunner Evans (whispering) : My mum thinks he's good-looking.


Gunner Mackintosh : Drinks a lot, does she?
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 05:14
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'I remember when my 'ride' was slow and heavy.'

"Sea King, Sir?"

'I wasn't talking about aircraft.'
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 07:43
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Who is "Mr Vice" for the evening?
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Old 12th Feb 2015, 10:11
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"Pssst.. has anyone told him that it was a typo and he is visiting the Junior Leaders next, not the Junior Bleeders"
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