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Old 13th May 2013, 13:24
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No, no, no Rex....gentle movements on the control column. Otherwise, your just wagging the tail!
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Old 13th May 2013, 14:15
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Phideaux seemed a natural doing a Tail Chase!
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Old 13th May 2013, 14:40
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"Hoskins, What's the Labrador approach frequency ........??"
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Old 13th May 2013, 14:55
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"Hoskins, What's the Labrador approach frequency ........??"
Referee - plagiarism alert!
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Old 13th May 2013, 15:54
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Skipper when you said we might do a bit of dogging on this trip ... this isn't quite what I had expected
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Old 13th May 2013, 16:19
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As in the old days.....the current Captain barked orders at the crew.
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Old 13th May 2013, 16:22
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My apologies Shyt, I missed your submission but great minds do evidently think alike. A joint award would be most welcomed.

"Hoskins, - I said, bring the receiver......."

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Old 13th May 2013, 18:17
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Thinks . . .. "Any fool can see we aren't flying. Don't expect me to make with a stupid long wet raspberry. Leave that caper to Irish Setters."


"C'mon you stupid man. Quit stalling. You can see there's nothing on the clock but the maker's name."


(Nuttie's fragrant finger caption is off. Very off. Shades of the one about the duck-hunter and the ranger and the finger up the date.)
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Old 13th May 2013, 18:33
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With her handler's help, Goldie set the controls for downtown Pyongyang... No one gets away with eating her puppies!
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Old 13th May 2013, 18:57
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Fantome I'm soooo sorry.

What duck hunter one?



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Old 13th May 2013, 19:00
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But Peter, I realise we can't use a dog named N........ But don't you realise that Gingers also have a complex too.
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Old 13th May 2013, 19:17
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I want a Bonedome now !
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Old 13th May 2013, 20:13
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"Sorry about the 12 tonne of poo bags taking up so much of the cargo, it's just that the Det food out in Asia really disagrees with me."
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Old 13th May 2013, 21:56
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"Hey Captain Fido, why do you bark every time we hit turbulence?"

"Because it's Ruff weather, of course!"
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Old 13th May 2013, 22:54
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"OK, gear down....start the descent...good boy, on the glidepath


...and then you just chase the needles...you should be good at that!"
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Old 14th May 2013, 02:03
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Ralph became the first "Seeing Eye Dog" for a blind pilot.
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Old 15th May 2013, 07:55
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Ingenious cost saving measure as laser target designators can now be replaced with sausages.

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Old 15th May 2013, 07:58
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Not an entry, but why doesn't the spellcheck like laser?
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Old 15th May 2013, 12:10
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Ok, judging time...

With almost 5 pages of top shelf comedy....
The winner should only be judged using the finest traditions of the Estonian swimsuit competition....
blindfold please....

Enee

ShyTorque
"Hey Captain Fido, why do you bark every time we hit turbulence?"
"Because it's Ruff weather, of course!"
Enee runner up

pohm1
If you think I look good now, wait until I stick my head out of the window at 280kts.

Menee


Buster Hyman
No, no, no Rex....gentle movements on the control column. Otherwise, your just wagging the tail!

Menee runner up

Nutloose
Is this "woof" a Nimrod? Nope the only thing speyed around here is you... you mutt.

Mynee


brickhistory
The trials with stick controlled types were less successful...

Mynee runner up


CoffmanStarter
Skipper when you said we might do a bit of dogging on this trip ... this isn't quite what I had expected

Hey Moe!


5aday
Do as you are told and get back to the galley. Mine is standard NATO.
Runner up

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"Oh Hip you say? Back in the day my Mil 4 was a Hound."
Over to you Miss Estonia, erm I mean 5aday
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