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Old 8th Oct 2013, 20:04
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The Drill Instructor is clearly guilty of excessive Butt Handling
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 20:08
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"It's sludge ma'am, in all my years, I've never ever seen sludge on one of my parades"
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 20:11
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Disgraceful - and what's more - NONE of you has cleaned behind the fridge!
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 20:27
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"RIFLES... RIFLES.... I SAID Hoovers!!!!!"
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 20:58
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Fred, having sneaked into the parade at the rear for a platoon dare, was now hoping that his moustache wasn't going to be spotted....

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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:44
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Sorry Sarge, but when we volunteered for the Navy, they sent us here.

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The 1st Madonna Rifles prepare for parade.

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Fembot basic training.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:54
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Being DI for Camel Platoon was always a popular option among the staff...
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:54
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Sheila was quite concerned she might be confused for being Fred!
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 21:59
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"Jones! Get that smirk off your lips!"
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 22:09
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"Why don't you listen you 'orrible lot? ... I said C cups at the front and B cups at the rear! Don't want to be knocking each other over at the close order now do we?"
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 22:28
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Drill was less fun during big pants week, at least they were all synchronised now.
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Old 8th Oct 2013, 23:29
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"Don't worry ladies, I will soon build those calf muscles up to a greater diameter than your thigh muscles, thus ensuring your place in this mans Airforce"
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Old 9th Oct 2013, 00:38
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"There you are Sir, I told you I could make something out of the Guards Officers made redundant from the MoD cuts."
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Old 9th Oct 2013, 00:53
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Every time the Royal Marines are stationed here, the girls black dress go missing!
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"SQUAAAAD...BEAR ARSE..err..ARMS!!!"
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Old 9th Oct 2013, 11:16
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"Airwomen 'Aircut"
"But Sarge, it's in a bun"
"I wasn't talking about your 'ead lassie, I wasn't talking about your 'ead"


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Old 9th Oct 2013, 11:53
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Black Adders choice to join the Womens Auxillary Balloon Corps did have it's benefits!
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Old 9th Oct 2013, 12:55
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Yes General, the new X-ray glasses are coming along well, we just need you to authorise another $100 million and we're done.
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Old 9th Oct 2013, 13:04
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December 8th 1941: The Miss World contestants thought that boot camp would be a fun day out and they'd all be home for tea and bikkies in the evening.
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