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Dont worry, when Buster and Nutty get back from the toilet together to the cockpit the loady says it will balance out OK,
Perkins, It ain't a prayer we need, it is a miricle
Whatda mean, this is a drone trial and there are no pilots!
Perkins, It ain't a prayer we need, it is a miricle
Whatda mean, this is a drone trial and there are no pilots!
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Take note you lot ... even the aeroplane knows to kneel before me ... I'm your Jump Instructor .. assume the position 
Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 27th May 2013 at 07:41.
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Ok, here's your boarding passes & passports back. Remember I'll be holding up the red umbrella when we get off at Luton. Now...who ordered the Diabetic meal?
Good news chaps. Occupational health and safety were concerned that the step up to the ramp was 30 cm too high and thereby presented a fall hazard when boarding.
As you can see we have modified the aircraft to lower the ramp so you are good to go, have a nice time jumping out of the aircraft !
As you can see we have modified the aircraft to lower the ramp so you are good to go, have a nice time jumping out of the aircraft !
Gentlemen this is snap training excercise in jump procedures. Now some of you are going to fail ... but good luck to you all
Last edited by lomapaseo; 27th May 2013 at 00:06.
Never, ever, have I seen such a bunch of more useless, sad sack, loser morons than you lot.
Fer-Christ-sakes even the aircraft is so disgusted at having to take you lot on, it just decided to squat down and take a S*hit !
Fer-Christ-sakes even the aircraft is so disgusted at having to take you lot on, it just decided to squat down and take a S*hit !
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"Welcome to the new RyanAir direct city delivery service, there will be a £15 deposit on the surplus chutes and we recommend that due to their age you do not deploy them until you're 10 feet above the ground."
"But Sarge, what happens if it doesn't deploy?"
"Be Jeez, your a fine fellow of a man, surely even you can jump 10 feet"
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"But Sarge, what happens if it doesn't deploy?"
"Be Jeez, your a fine fellow of a man, surely even you can jump 10 feet"
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"Now listen to me. The John for you lot is a big bucket down the back and not the nice shiny one the pilots use. If you use it, it will pong the place out -so just remember you will be required clean it as well. Got it"
"Yes sarge"
"Yes sarge"
Re Nutloose - on my jumpcourse - the inevitable question was asked:
"What if your reserve 'chute fails?"
Reply: 'You'll have the rest of your life to think about it...."
"What if your reserve 'chute fails?"
Reply: 'You'll have the rest of your life to think about it...."
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No, it's not a Herc Sarge...are you sure you went to Specsavers?
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Remember out motto lads "We go to work on a Herc, and bend over on the Andover!"
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Remember out motto lads "We go to work on a Herc, and bend over on the Andover!"
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"And don't worry, I've never lost a single para on my jumps....... No, the lowest death count I have had was three"
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"Arnhem? We haven't the fuel budget to get to Arnhem, the best we can do for you is Acklington on Sea, you can catch a ferry from there"
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"Ok, I'll have a word with the Skipper and tell him your unwilling to walk the plank off the rear ramp, but he won't be happy, he put a lot of time into building the thing"
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"Arnhem? We haven't the fuel budget to get to Arnhem, the best we can do for you is Acklington on Sea, you can catch a ferry from there"
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"Ok, I'll have a word with the Skipper and tell him your unwilling to walk the plank off the rear ramp, but he won't be happy, he put a lot of time into building the thing"
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