Caption competition

[jwcook]

Igor had to admit - You don't see too many Brazilians on a Aeroflot flight.

[Buster Hyman]

Some like it (Aero)flot!

[clicker]

The next day Aeroflot took baked beans on toast off the inflight menu.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Lift's a gift!

[622]

Undercarriage checks completed...

[NutLoose]

So you put your hands over your ears like this, suck on a sweet and blow out, it helps during depressurisation... Ahhh that's better.

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[toptobottom]

Congratulations Olga - and well held.

Noise: 7
Smell: 7
Duration: 8
Thrust factor: 10

[CoffmanStarter]

Finest bit of VIFF if seen in years

[Kiltrash]

Behind you!!, no comrade wont get me with that old Imperialist ploy
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Daily Mail report that unexpected gust of wind causes embarrasment in high circles
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Virgin Atlantic hostess agrees to go that extra mile to deflect the reports that they no longer allow mil types to fly in uniform, Beardy Branson very pleased
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Equal opertunities tell female's no longer need to curtsey to the Queen, however the alternative salute leaves no hands free in case of a sudden updraft

[Ripline]

What's that? You've seen a Bush on the airstairs? D'ya mean GW at the bottom, or just Bush at the top?

Ripline

[Roadster280]

Blokes coming down steps buttoning themselves up:

"Thank you very much comrades, that was much needed. Your turn?"

[Roadster280]

Bird at top of steps on left:

"Thank you for letting me watch, you looked like you were enjoying yourself"

[Buster Hyman]

Welcome to Tasmania. Here's your complimentary map....

[brickhistory]

"Hey, Igor, she says you were a bit early on the roundout..."

[NutLoose]

Aeroflot goes that extra mile to prove that it wasn't a hairy flight.



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[NutLoose]

Having seen no difference in the cabin or service, it was only when leaving the aircraft that Boris Zazinski finally realised what the Monthly Flyers Club really was.



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[Buster Hyman]

Investigators were delighted to find the black box so quickly....

[toptobottom]

'Flap slap'. Sounds a bit like blade slap, but has nothing to do with teetering heads...

[toptobottom]

Da comrade. Just anoser 15 knots of vind, and I do my synchronised 'dual vistling lips' rendition of Flight of Valkyries



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[toptobottom]

Da, da, comrade - you sink I born yesterday? You sink zis panto? "BEHIND YOU!!" indeed... Pah...