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Old 6th Mar 2013, 17:13
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EFATO old chap ?
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 17:14
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 17:45
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Sharky had been advised to use "Paddles" for landing.
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 17:56
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"And you think wearing your cap back to front is bad. Wait 'til they have their trousers well below their hips with their shreddies showing."
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 17:57
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Look, you asked me to deliver an aeroplane...one aeroplane has been delivered...good day, to you Sir!
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 17:58
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The first ever usage of the addage "a good landing is one you can walk away from..."
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 18:05
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"What a jolly wheeze, can I try that again"?
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 18:50
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And thus, the aircraft spare parts industry was born...

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Orville, put the camera away and get me the next kite!


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Holy ****, is that Gloria Allred coming this way?
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 20:19
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Cheap bloody carbon composites! Give me good old aluminium in future!

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OR: That's the only problem with FBW - if the wire breaks...

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Old 6th Mar 2013, 20:22
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The F-35 development continued...
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 20:23
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Absolutely a "bag of nails and glue" old chap ... Well it is now
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 20:26
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I say Airman Rigger chappie ... Should you have used dope and not wallpaper paste
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 20:27
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Kindly point your a$$ in the opposite direction next time you want to break wind
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 20:33
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Bodge Tape - Stat!
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 20:41
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Biggles wasn't cross with Ginger, his engineer, when he discovered Ginger had mixed up the bowl of dope with his bowl of porridge. The wing was soft and the aircraft unable to fly, but Ginger was found wandering about with his cap on back to front, as high as a kite, with a strange grin on his chops.
Capt W.E. Johns 1934
...allegedly...
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 21:23
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Well the sun got in my eyes, so I turned my head to take advantage of the peak on my cap, and I don't know what happened after that as I was looking at the tail when we crashed.
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 21:25
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It'll iron out.
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 21:45
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"I think you'd better ring up Cobham tomorrow and get the calibrator to have another look at the ILS".
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 21:46
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RAF pilot arrives to collect new BAe Aircraft.

"Are you sure it's ready for delivery?"

"Absolutely, Sir. You might want to give it an extra bit of right stick on take-off "
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Old 6th Mar 2013, 21:52
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The enigmatic smile of Plt Off Steptoe was beginning to worry the CO. That was the fifth kite he'd pranged this week.
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