Behind you!!, no comrade wont get me with that old Imperialist ploy
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Daily Mail report that unexpected gust of wind causes embarrasment in high circles
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Virgin Atlantic hostess agrees to go that extra mile to deflect the reports that they no longer allow mil types to fly in uniform, Beardy Branson very pleased
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Equal opertunities tell female's no longer need to curtsey to the Queen, however the alternative salute leaves no hands free in case of a sudden updraft
Last edited by Kiltrash; 9th Mar 2013 at 15:24.