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Old 7th Mar 2013, 20:13
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Bloggs ... Can we just go through your Weight & Balance calculations ...
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Old 7th Mar 2013, 20:15
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Buster you've busted it mate ...
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Old 7th Mar 2013, 20:17
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I told you this would happen if you wound the rubber band too tight
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Old 7th Mar 2013, 20:21
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Bird Strike ... You should see the state of the Sparrow
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Old 7th Mar 2013, 20:45
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I'll just say my ears went pop first time up.
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Old 7th Mar 2013, 20:58
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Pilot: " Bust 'er!"

Groundcrew: "Nut loose!"
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Old 7th Mar 2013, 22:04
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"Right...Vectored Thrust...Check!"

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Old 8th Mar 2013, 06:42
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So we have the origin of the "buster" call during formation flying
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 07:23
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"A little late on the round-out there Bloggs, but I've seen worse."
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 08:33
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Yes Sir, that's right, only one careful owner, and this model has the optional folding wing to permit easy access.
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 09:32
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Job well done Bloggs. Now...where's the next field we're ploughing?
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 09:52
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QFI ...

"Patter ... patter ... patter ... Your High Key call was a tad early but OK ... patter ... patter ... Next time with your Low Key call with the declaration of your intensions, making a bl**dy mess in the farmers field should be sufficient ... patter ... patter"
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 11:27
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As the first aircraft was built by cycle mechanics then we now know why they always flew with cycle clips on their legs
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Bloggs! control surfaces are 'wing warping' not 'wing wrecking'
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 13:48
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Now you've finally arrived Mr Bieber just get on the stage and finish the gig and then bu99er off
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 13:52
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"Even in a crash, (boop-de-doop-de-doop) Terry keeps his clips on"

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Old 8th Mar 2013, 13:53
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"What does your mother call you Bloggs?"

"Cecil, Sir."

"Well Cecil you're chopped."

"Thank you Sir."
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 14:37
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F3 ... that reminds me of a story involving (1) rather too much port, (2) bicycle clips and (3) a badly stained shirt neck collar
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 14:43
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Them's not cycle clips he's wearing they's is Sh1t Stoppers

Related to post 16998 above ...
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Old 8th Mar 2013, 17:02
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