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Old 13th Jan 2013, 11:56
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The girls going commando and leather seats....why no problem Guv....eliminates the need for seat belts!
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 12:30
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Nb. The other piccie would have been easier to caption btw.
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 12:30
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Otto, the Autopilot, hadn't been this happy since Flying High came out!

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Well, it won't be much of a secret when it starts up!
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 12:34
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Girls! If those skirts get any shorter....you will be powdering four cheeks instead of two!
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 14:13
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When Harry Windsor finishes the current tour, this will be his next assignment.
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 17:09
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After the relative success of NOTAR, the Bell NOPANT acquired far more followers............
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 17:11
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When the pilot received his roster and found out he had to fly six long legs that day he was initially disappointed.......
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 17:16
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Victoria was upset that it no longer was her secret.
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 17:59
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Wearing all those synthetic materials I hope they are Earth Bonded
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Old 13th Jan 2013, 18:09
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The MD of Ann Summers is slightly miffed as she was to use a gold painted Chinook as a promo vehicle ... apparently she prefers a double headed machine
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Old 14th Jan 2013, 06:12
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The head of Bell helicopter engineering was chuffed after his superiors demanded a First Limit Indicator (FLI) be developed for their helicopter just like in the Eurocopters. After much research he and his engineers delivered Heat, Talk and Spin indicators in one sexy package.
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Old 14th Jan 2013, 07:38
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HUMS..Hair and Underwear Monitoring System
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Old 14th Jan 2013, 07:50
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I think I've found the source of confusion Sir!
When you ordered a helicopter offensive on the Taliban, it seems someone wrote it down as "a helicopter offensive TO the Taliban".
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Old 14th Jan 2013, 08:21
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...what helicopter?
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Old 14th Jan 2013, 10:31
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...Victoria's Secret finally find a remedy for Semi-Rigid Head problems.
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Old 14th Jan 2013, 10:55
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Rodger struggled vigorously with the helicopter controls but couldn't get lift. Then he realised he wasn't holding the cyclic...
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Old 14th Jan 2013, 13:15
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Is it me or does the one on the right have a really big rotor head?



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Old 14th Jan 2013, 20:14
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Come on boys just a few more "entries" before Kiltrash does the judging XXX

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Old 14th Jan 2013, 20:21
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Anyone up for a fist fight?

Sorry I meant a first flight........
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Old 14th Jan 2013, 20:51
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C Man.....do you feel a right Tit?
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