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Old 28th Jul 2016, 08:48
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C'mon lads, it's a great game. It's called 'pin the tail on the aircraft carrier'.
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 08:59
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andytug - couldn't have happened to a more worthy winner !



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Old 28th Jul 2016, 09:14
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"This is NOT what I meant when I signed up to join the Seals..."
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 09:16
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I don't think I'm going to like this ski jump idea!
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 10:02
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Are we quite sure this piece of elastic is strong enough to get that thing off the deck?
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 10:34
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OK, now attach the Wardroom piano to the other end ....
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 10:34
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Are you sure you've played the Didgeridoo before?
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 10:49
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"Fer Gawd's sake, don't turn the steam on yet !"
 
Old 28th Jul 2016, 10:56
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We need longer tape measure
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 11:01
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Now put the end into your jug of milk, and ask one of those guys in yellow to turn the steam on veeeeery gently...
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 11:11
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Tug'o'war? Bring it, bitches
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 11:17
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On my shout, two - six - heave.
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 11:41
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Scotty, we'll have the transporter cable rigged in a trice Capt'n
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 11:44
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Bloke way off in distance: "OK, I'll bring an aircraft over and hook it up. When I give the signal, you guys in the green shirts pull like blazes.......then duck!"
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 11:51
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Yes, I'm sure you're very good at skipping together, but who's going to swing the other end of the rope?
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 11:51
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"Grab the other end, Jim... I'm not sure if the Captain's 'communal-skipping' brainwave is such a good idea."

(Edit - you beat me to it by seconds, pasta!)
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 12:00
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"I see your shwartz is as big as mine!"
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 12:21
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But Skipper, can't we just get Wi Fi like the Gerald R Ford?
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 12:25
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Is that what they call a Navy Seal?
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Old 28th Jul 2016, 12:31
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Hestons latest Masterchef pasta challenge..
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