Caption competition

[Mk 1]

Two seconds later - the bloke on the Right says to the bloke in the middle:

I'll bet you 10 roubles that our Hostie is clean shaven down below....

[clicker]

Its a lot less bother in a hover.

[NutLoose]

I know your ears are cold, but as I told you, the cure for that is to wear a furry muff.

[clicker]

The Russians later admitted that their early attemps at a windshear detection device was not without its problems.

[airborne_artist]

And despite communism the spirit of Tsar Nicholas, the last Emporor of Russia, lives on.

[NutLoose]

My dear, just because the passengers are all bald at the front, that is no reason to show them you are too.


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[NutLoose]

Blimey, it's even got a ripcord hanging out.

[NutLoose]

Here comes the pizza delivery boy with his escort.



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[Buster Hyman]

"...Ra, Ra, Rasputin, Russia's favourite wind machine..."

[CoffmanStarter]

Humm ... a new MRD capability

[toptobottom]

Olga loved her new Rabbit Turbo MkVI; it was small, silent and intensely powerful.

If only they could sort out the cooling fan...

[Buster Hyman]

Virgin pre employment checks were far too littoral.

[Kiltrash]

But I thought the security safe under clothes chastity belt was meant to be discreet

But why are the members all standing to attention?, our VIP is not politburo

[Rocket2]

Hands knees feet & toes, do her hair colours match now everyone knows!

[simon brown]

That'll be 2 hair doos the hostie puts on her expenses then

[toptobottom]

Virgin pre-employment literacy checks were far too clitoral

[Danny42C]

"Good wine needs no bush"

[clicker]

Proof of Buys Ballot's Law - If you stand with your back to the wind in the Northern Hemisphere, air pressure will be higher to the right.

[Buster Hyman]

Moscow Airport Security were right on the ball when the standard silent alert was detected...

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Misunderstanding the national symbol, the Canadian delegation was welcomed to Moscow with a Beaver Salute.


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