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Old 15th Nov 2012, 17:44
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"A burst on my Schmeisser seems to pull to the right, Herr Flick!"
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Old 16th Nov 2012, 16:55
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Although meeting all Air Ministry Health And Safety standards, the station production of "The Wizard Of Oz" featuring 3 tinmen was an artistic disaster.
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Old 16th Nov 2012, 18:03
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I'm a celebrity get me out of here!

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Cut! sorry need to go for another shoot

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Line from Dirty Harry," Do you feel lucky....."
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Old 16th Nov 2012, 23:00
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Righty-o! Lets have a fresh piccy for the weekend eh chaps?

Honourable mention to Brickhistory with;
Rare footage of the Darth Vader development trials...
Second place with a gratuitous placement of the judge's name, and second really annoys him......Nutty!
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Following the opening night of the `Somme Singers` trench tour, the backing group decided one encore would be quite enough from now on...
TOPTOBOTTOM!!!! Take it away Topsie.
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 09:37
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Ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 09:46
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Patience NutLoose patience
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 12:21
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I have sent TTB a message via another network. I am sure he will oblige before long.
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 12:36
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Many thanks for the note AA - and for the winner's trophy Buster!

I'm currently enjoying a full body wax at the abattoir, but will put a new image up within the next few hours
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 18:27
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Ok Lads - sorry for the delay. Let's try this one...

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Old 17th Nov 2012, 18:32
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How many G
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 18:35
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Kindly remove all loose articles before flight
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 18:39
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Early results of the new super tight G suit show promise even when not yet inflated, this time the eye balls did not pop out
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 18:44
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When I Was On Lightnings
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 18:46
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Jeez!!! Those reverse thrusters work well!!
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 18:51
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 18:53
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Fox 3 ... can I have my banana mashed

Expecting incoming from Canada
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 19:22
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Mythbusters crash test dummy finds employment after the show is cancelled, but finds that old habits die hard.

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Steve Austin, the 6 million dollar man, we can re build him

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If this is what happens to the pilot you should see the navigator
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 19:46
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News just in ... The Royal Air Force is to outsource QRA Ops to Saga
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 20:02
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After departure ... Climb to FL250 and Squawk IDenture
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Old 17th Nov 2012, 20:13
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His bark really was worse than his bite!

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Roger hated all things military, you could say he was gum shy...


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It took the RAF some time to convince Clive that IFF did not stand for In Flight Falsies!


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