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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 18:02
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Publicity still from Flight of the Secretariat.





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Bristol's ad campaign for their Seabiscuit needed work...
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 18:56
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Britain's attempt to catch up to German development of the swept wing was severely hampered by their design.

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 19:33
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When Lewis Hamilton left McLaren and went to Mercedes he did not realise what a old pony it was.
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 20:27
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Dobbin: Bugger, I thought he said there's a nice apple core for me, not an Albacore.
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 20:45
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Look I know you said Antonio offered us a pony for the plane but I thought he meant twenty five quid!
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 20:53
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Dobbin - "Where did you say you were going to stick your torpedo? I'm not a stupid old cow"
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 20:55
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LAC Plonk - "Done deal then, you take the plane, I'll take the cow"
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 22:19
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 22:44
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Seaman Staines (in the cart)
"This view is the same as I get behind the pilot of that plane - all I see is a horse's @rse."

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 22:48
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(In the tones of Steptoe and Son).

"Right, 'ere we are then 'Arold - ask that nice sailor boy if he can help you get it up behind on the cart!"

"Father- you dirty old man, you!"
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 23:07
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Buster peered intently at the engine data plate considering his wager on Dobbin beating the old crate back to the hangar. His mate Nutty....with his fourth digit kick starting his brain....crunched the numbers.

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 23:37
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When Nutty thought the wings were broken, he got a little Sulky...

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The Horse just overheard them talking about him joining the FAA as a catapult system.
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Old 4th Mar 2013, 01:27
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Dobbin thinks "Did he just say "Stores is out of glue"? Why is everyone looking at me?"
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Old 4th Mar 2013, 03:11
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Too late to try crossing yer legs Dobbin...those sailors have their eyes on you now....
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Old 4th Mar 2013, 06:29
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"Dunno about you Bert but I think this bleedin' Pay As You Dine lark has gone a bit too far".
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Old 4th Mar 2013, 07:05
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2+2=4 ?

Nutty not well ... HMTQ admitted to the King Edward VII ...

Ma'am we are not worthy. We are humbled that you should find our CapCom Thread so appealing and that you contribute with such witticism and grace so frequently. Get well soon from all the PPRuNe Crew.

Does that make Buster the DoE ?



Keep them coming ... Steve has entrusted me with the judging on this one ... Let's have some of those furtive lurkers out there have a go
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Old 4th Mar 2013, 07:47
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Rodger the Cabin boy was confused. They told him there was a Bi-plane out on the field, but it didn't even give him a second glance.
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Old 4th Mar 2013, 12:14
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Lt. Sharky Hornblower RN considers his future career options after an aggressive fly by resulted in him clipping the island with his wing
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Old 4th Mar 2013, 12:16
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Navy Sea Boots, Retired Cavalry Steed, Polish Chariot, and Air Force Gloves!
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Old 4th Mar 2013, 12:19
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Trust the Navy ... They even ride a Horse & Cart sidesaddle
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