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Old 11th Jul 2013, 22:41
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Realising that Grenada was taken with minimal force the mission to find Agent Snowden in Venezuela was in the advanced planning stages
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Old 12th Jul 2013, 12:45
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I can't wait till the year 2350, when taking out the Enterprise's shuttle really means something.
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Old 12th Jul 2013, 18:25
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"Capt'n the engine canna take it" ..... "Ohhh I am the Captain"
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Old 13th Jul 2013, 07:16
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New 'White Knuckle' ride at Alton Towers opens in time for the skool holidays, but the early reviews indicate excessive vibrations may lead to 'trouser accidents'
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Old 15th Jul 2013, 01:26
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Well this ones well and truly dead and needs scoring, rescued from mid point page two..

He's obviously off shirkin...... Working again

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Old 15th Jul 2013, 06:19
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Some really good captions here!

Pohm 1 in runner up with:

Pedalo number 4 was about to regret ignoring the 'come in, your time is up' call.
But Steve the Pirate (appropriately named) clinched a great winner with:

"I said I wanted a boat, a big helmet and to be treated with respect - stupid bloody genie"
Please take the floor, Steve!!

P.s. Yes, Nutty, I'm away working again!
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Old 15th Jul 2013, 06:42
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Congrats Steve the P
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Old 15th Jul 2013, 08:07
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Always the bridesmaid....

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Old 15th Jul 2013, 23:05
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Bump from page two... Bet you look reeeeal cute in a bridesmaids dress......

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Old 15th Jul 2013, 23:21
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Buster in response to Nutty....Blushingly says....with eyelashes all a flutter....."But....much better out of one!"!
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 05:32
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Thanks Shy, I'm flattered. Let's give this one a go - if it's been used before I know you'll all let me know.



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Old 16th Jul 2013, 05:54
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Strap it on and away you go
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 08:10
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Look, it's all about the thrust, and comes from the hips. Here, watch...
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 09:11
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Lockheed Martin demonstrate the F-35 "Plan B", and prove that the DoD should have read the contract more carefully.
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 09:20
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The latest cost-cutting plans of the British Government!

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Old 16th Jul 2013, 09:28
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I am one you know, are you two?

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Irish Air Force UAV's commence take off run....


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I told you those Iranian Stealth fighters looked dodgy in their pictures, but ohhhh no, you would order them....



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Old 16th Jul 2013, 09:41
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...and it keeps your knob warm, too!
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Old 16th Jul 2013, 10:05
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The Air Force chaps were laughing at the Naval Aviators...right up to the point when they deployed their arrestor hooks!

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Old 16th Jul 2013, 10:17
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"Cleared to land, check two feet down and locked."

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Old 16th Jul 2013, 10:22
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Question

hello fellow human i was wondering whether u could be of any use to me:
i am only 4'11 feet, am i too short to be a amazing pilot? (im only 15 so i will grow)
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