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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 08:38
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There was a bit of a fracas on the spaceship when Klaatu told Gort he couldn't "phone home"
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 09:46
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(Man in the back with cap): "Hey, Baldy, what did he just say before he died?"

Baldy: "Get your knee off my oxygen ho.......se......."
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 10:00
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Biff thought that something didn't add up when the pilot said he'd ejected from the chopper...
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 12:40
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"He says he bailed out over New Yorks Yankee stadium during the storm and wants to know where he is"..... "Welcome to Arizona, Bud"
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 12:45
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Don't move Bud, the Medivac wheelbarrow is on it's way.
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Old 3rd Nov 2012, 21:28
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Sorry
B@#$@r, win the comp and then go MIA, sincere apologies to everyone. Happy to judge when this one looks to have run it's course!

"Are you angels?"

"Only if you ask nicely Sir!"
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 07:17
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Good man WhiteOvies
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 08:12
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Jeez guys, it's not rocket science. All it needs is a pressure relief valve.
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 10:13
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Mr Craig the movie is entitled "Skyfall" ... and we've already got the trailer in the can
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 11:51
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"Defecting from Russia, a likely story, I bet you're another bloody Romanian asylum seeker"

Or

"Yeah yeah a U2, and I suppose that lump in your suit is your Bono"

Or

"I might of blown a hole in my ship when I stirred the oxygen tanks, survived a nightmare trip around the moon, navigated home by dead reckoning, survived re entry when we thought we might all die, but get off me I'm not getting in that bloody flying contraption."






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Old 4th Nov 2012, 12:35
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The Crewman standing with his hand extended forward ...

"Three ... Two ... One ... and you're back in the room"
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 12:40
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 16:41
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"Oh crap, wait till the CO hears about this!"
"He already knows Sir, we're just trying to lift you off him.."
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 17:07
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Well, I'm not surprised you're a bit dizzy mate, but it could've been worse - 3 feet further over and it wouldn't have just been the chute that caught the rotors!
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Old 4th Nov 2012, 17:31
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What's that you say sir? You are the stig. Well I'm sure I don't know what one of those is...

(As an aside to the others) Quick boys to the funny farm we've got a right one here.
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Old 5th Nov 2012, 05:57
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We're going to need a wheelbarrow to move him
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Old 5th Nov 2012, 07:39
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The Area 51 Nativity Scene was coming along nicely but they couldn't help feeling that something was missing.....
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Old 5th Nov 2012, 10:50
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(Guy with cap)

"Baldy - tell him if he doesn't get up by the count of three, I'm gonna kick his arse all the way back to camp. One, two...".
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Old 5th Nov 2012, 10:52
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"Does it hurt?"
"Only when I larf, old boy, only when I larf!"


(With acknowlegements to Sir Richard Attenborough.)
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Old 5th Nov 2012, 11:22
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"What did he say? Something about a 'Hurricane Sandy'?"
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