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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 12:12
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Side story to cheer you up Nutty ...

Out walking my Black Lab this morning (named Harvey after the local Brewery here in East Sussex) and met a big Brown Lab with cahoonas the size of oranges and looking for a fight !

...His name ... Buster !!!
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 12:35
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Lol, can't be the same one, he hasn't got any
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 13:12
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Well thank you Nutty, get well soon.

I hope this one will give loads of enjoyment for you all, the only problem is I'm away this coming week so won't be able to judge it so can I deputise you Coffman as runner up to be the judge? I will leave it up to you to end it as you see fit.

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 13:18
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named Harvey after the local Brewery here in East Sussex
So he's not a Pooka then, or a friend of Elwood P. Dowd's

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 13:21
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"Scoff's up".

Or

"I'm that hungry I could eat a scabby horse".

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 13:37
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Fly Navy
Walk Sideways
Eat Cavalry
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 13:46
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Early advertising didn't really 'get' horsepower and sales suffered...
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 14:00
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"Is that the transport?"

"No, the rations"
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 14:56
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An early "Top Gear Challenge" reveals not much has changed, except the horsepower.

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 14:59
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Aircrew were always delighted to see their rations arrive, but getting the cart back to the mess was going to be a drag.

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 15:08
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The loadie took one look at Dobbin and said "Where are the rations for for the rest of the crew?"
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 15:17
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Horse ... "If you think I'm going up in that Bag of Nails you've got another think coming mate" ...
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 15:21
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Faced with half a dozen hungry airmen, it's no wonder the horse has a long face.

Ba boom, tish!

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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 15:23
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Sorry Sir JATO has been invented yet ... that extra Horsepower you needed ... Will 1 do ?
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Horse... "Biggles and Algy, OK, but I want Ginger where I can see him".
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 16:22
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Ok guys I think I have a solution, if we take the wheels of this and nail some planks between them both, we can build a barrel.
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Well that's the First Minister of Scotland's VIP transport sorted ... what's next on the list chaps
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 16:24
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"That's Horse meat skipper"
"No it's not, look it's stamped on it's arse",
"Findus Bully Beef, Rations Fresh, Quantity One."

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Oh God, it looks like Lasagne is back on the Cooks menu.

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I said to get that horse moving you will need a good Whip..... Not a Wop
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 17:45
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So exactly where do you insert the starter cartridge?
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Jerry's latest transport is upstaged by Paddy's
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Army and Air Force proudly show off their latest equipment
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To save fuel Ryanair show off the new tug to the Runway system
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 17:58
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Findus, exporting to the world!

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Nigel wanted to show the Navy chaps that he was a big wheel in the RAF

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