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Old 15th Feb 2013, 23:41
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Things would have run better if Gilbert had not grabbed the modern bone dome and Rupert had passed him the goggles.
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Old 16th Feb 2013, 00:21
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Early AAR simulators involved rather rudimentary rolling doughnuts....
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Old 16th Feb 2013, 01:00
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The secrets of glass bottle recycling finally revealed under the 50 yr rule.
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Old 16th Feb 2013, 02:58
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When it comes to happy trigger fingers, Buster always says "push" and Nutty always says "pull", and that ladies and gentlemen is how we lost the battle but won the war.

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Old 16th Feb 2013, 10:28
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Say...did you read that "Flatulence in Aircraft" thread on Pprune?
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You should...
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Old 16th Feb 2013, 10:40
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I told you that if you coughed your polo mint would end up on the canopy
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Old 16th Feb 2013, 11:11
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Frank...I've been meaning to talk to you about your ring. How do you get it to glow like that?
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Old 16th Feb 2013, 11:52
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An early prototype of a two man Dalek with transparent canopy, it was quickly replaced by the MkII single seater.
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Old 16th Feb 2013, 16:48
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Early promo screenshot from 'Fantastic Voyage , (film 1966)' where the 2 pilots are extracted and to save their lives are put into a baby incubator.

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Old 16th Feb 2013, 17:36
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"I'll kill that bloody squipper when we get out of here... Launder their flying kit on them he said, prevents shrinkage he said"
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Old 17th Feb 2013, 12:29
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Hey for a laugh, put your hands through the holes and I'll transmit, "Danger danger, warning Will Robinson".

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Old 17th Feb 2013, 12:37
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Would now be a good time to talk about the feelings I have for you?

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Old 17th Feb 2013, 14:15
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Would now be a good time to talk about the feelings I have for your wife?

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Old 17th Feb 2013, 15:54
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Cranberry what?.................
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Old 17th Feb 2013, 21:50
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What the biomedical students saw when they put a microscope over the end of a well used condom... (the closed ports are there for the new 'catholic condom' where they fly open)
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Old 17th Feb 2013, 23:43
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At Butty/Nusters Caption Factory, the always competitive Nutty & Buster await the latest result in stoney silence...
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Old 17th Feb 2013, 23:53
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Hammond (L) and May (R) review the new Jupiter 2
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Old 18th Feb 2013, 01:55
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Hammond (L) and May (R) review the new Jupiter 2

Hamster must be sitting on telephone books...
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Old 18th Feb 2013, 10:26
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Spending cuts forced the crews to use the Local Tesco '3 axis simulator', however it was becoming exphensive in 10p's
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Old 18th Feb 2013, 11:18
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"This throttle doesn't feel right at all".
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