Caption competition

[622]

I told you we shouldn't have left it out in the rain !

[brickhistory]

"Cut that Polish chit-chat!"*











*an always in fashion classic!

[Longhitter]

Arriving at the scene the ambulance technicians finally understood why the Marine in question had called them after accidentally superglueing himself to the tailwheel of his model aircraft.

[Buster Hyman]

The Prime Minister, K-RUDD, handed over the delivery of the Defence White Paper to G-RUNT, hoping it would soften the blow.

[Longhitter]

"Right, chaps, back to the drawing board!"

[fltlt]

I know, I know, next time I'll put it in first gear.

[Hempy]

"I tell you it does get airborne; on 3...1, 2, 3 LIFT!"

[arandcee]

The AA had no choice but to help park it safely as they didn't routinely carry replacement rubber bands in the van.

[Cows getting bigger]

Hi-viz Man wonders whether his cricket box is sufficient protection against a live prop.

[FinelyChopped]

Bloggs and his mates thought that pusher canard was an order.

[Dan Gerous]

"When those cnuts at the recruiting office said they had a slot for me as a taildragger, I was expecting to pilot a Spit with the BBMF!"





(Oh if only I was wittier. I've got a similar pic with a replica SE5, stored for the occasion I win the Caption Competition )

[clicker]

Due to the credit crunch the team decided that the runt of the litter had to go.

[Front Pit]

Jetstar passengers now receive twenty dollar airfare discount for helping to park the plane

[Rather be Gardening]

Following the success of the car scrappage scheme, the PM hoped the prototype electric plane would lure the RAF into trading in their entire fleet.

[GPMG]

Flt Lt Pprunes prototype interceptor would have been in with a chance of success.......... if he hadn't insisted on hand launching the damn thing.

[arandcee]

'Can you just have a 'yellow jacket'?! Oh no, son, you can not just have a 'yellow jacket'. These Hi-Visibility, BS234 compliant, all weather, marshalling safety jackets are like a badge of rank my boy. These little faux gore-tex beauties have to be earned, and this is where you start paying . . . in sweat!'

[Buster Hyman]

Just like the ears of naughty little boys, the tail wheel is the best place to grab a naughty little aircraft.

(-1)

[ix_touring]

Bloke in Grey top - "Yeah, I bought it off a bloke in Canada... he had trouble getting it registered..."

iX



(C - RUNT)

[Shlonghaul]

And the winner is.........

Time to cut that Polish chit chat and announce a winner. Well done everyone on some very funny & clever captions.

And the winner is.......... drum roll..............

Dan Gerous with the witty taildragger entry

"When those cnuts at the recruiting office said they had a slot for me as a taildragger, I was expecting to pilot a Spit with the BBMF!"

Well done Dan Gerous ....... Over to you!

[Dan Gerous]

Thanks Schlonghaul. I have been saving a picture just for this occasion, but as it is a variation of yours, I shall go with this instead.

Taken at the end of the Leuchars 04 Airshow


Judging next weekend, or earlier if it grinds to a halt.
Danny