Caption competition

[Lima Juliet]

Tanks were modified to the new Regimental march "Red and yellow and pink and green. Orange and purple and blue. I can sing a rainbow. Sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too . . . "

Or...

A young Cavalry Lt turns to his experienced Sjt "Crikey Sarge, how many Apaches did we have to scrap to get this wonderful new reactive armour?!". The SNCO looks down and mutters under his breath...

[Buster Hyman]

"Always wit da negative waves Moriarty, always wit da negative waves"

Kelly's Heroes Oddball - Negative Waves - YouTube

[Temp Spike]

After defense cuts and left with 42 pound 15 to buy a tank…

[Runaway Gun]

"NOW it'll float!"

[Temp Spike]

Neun und Neunzig Luftballons…Tank

[ACW599]

Declassified BRIXMIS imagery suggested that Soviet implementations of Yehudi lights had reached a remarkably advanced stage.

[CoffmanStarter]

Another piece of installation art by Fiona Banner ... she hung a Harrier up in the Tate ... entitled "Big Boys Toys"

[CoffmanStarter]

Give a Tank a BJ you said ..

[Rather be Gardening]

"There's a little note attached from someone called Cristina saying 'Don't make me come over there.....' "

[SteveCox]

The modern inflatable decoy tanks were not as realistic as those used in WW2.

[Tashengurt]

Nobody f**ked around when Assad the clown held a birthday party.

[Lafyar Cokov]

Well Done Corporal Gervais, the tank is ready for the Army's Gay Pride float - but how the f**k do you propose to get it out of the office???

[Hempy]

"Composite Armour Sir? Well no, not exactly....But the 120mm anti-personnel Nerf round could flatten a Kindergarten playground in a flash!"

[falconeasydriver]

"err no sir, the pschy warfare guys have been making us drink funny tasting water"

"Yes sir, that's right..we've managed to recycle the stuff coming out of MOD procurement"

"holy**** Sgt Geoffrey...zippy and bungle are taking the piss if they think that's a rainbow"

[clicker]

"When you elected the Monster Raving Looney Party to run the country you also agreed to reduce the defence budget to three pounds per year, here it is."

[SASless]

....you see we have the Loader run about with a pointy stick....and the Terrs think we are letting fly with the GPMG....and that way we saves our ammo for when we get inspected by Supply Officer. Budgets are tight you know Sir!

[CoffmanStarter]

Always said Tankies were all Hot Air

[clicker]

"OK Sir, what we need to do if the balloon goes up?"

[Temp Spike]

Show room decorations had no effect on sales.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Sgt Tompkins had been 'volunteered' to take part in the balloon dance* at the Christmas Review, but was making damn sure no one would see his bits






*goggle it if you can't remember OTT