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[pohm1]

.....so I pointed the gun at him like this, and then I said "I demand you take a picture of me topless"

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[NutLoose]

So when I gave up my comedy act when I married, I pulled my hand out of Emu for the last time and found this....

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I'm a dab hand with one of these, I once shot a load of tunnel lights out with one.




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[airborne_artist]

"I thought I was the one they called horse-face".

[Dunky]

[Dan Gerous]

Is it a game of charades, and they are doing a James Bond/When Harry Met Sally mash up?

[Kiltrash]

and the disembodied hand feels a right t1t

[500N]

It's probably got a bigger bang in it than Charle's.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Poetry may be Elizabeth Barrett's means of persuasion, but give me John Browning every time!

How do I hate thee? Let me count the rounds

[500N]

Aaarrhhh, the perfect weapon for when those Paparazzi get out of line !

[NutLoose]

No it's a real gun, the Diana was an air pistol.

[Lafyar Cokov]

...and Charles was driving the white Fiat Uno, so we went into the tunnel, I opened the window and then just like this.....bang bang.....I shot the Merc's front tyres out!

[TurningFinals]

"Any of you f**cking pr**ks move, I'm gonna execute every mother f**king last one of ya!"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

So Charles said I should loose off a few rounds for practice, in case the towelheads turn up. And that's why we have two new gardeners and a footman

[622]

No Ma'am, I said pheasant shooting...you know, with an 'h'...

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"Dearest Harry said to one whilst watching the Polo recently, one couldnt hit a barn door at 25 yds with one of these ..of course when your barn is as large as ours one doesnt he-ave a problem does one"

[EyesFront]

Now that there's no public money left for the armed forces, the family's having to take a more active role in defending the realm. Ma-in-Law has completed her qualifying night jump with that nice Mr Bond, and is replacing the Paras as our fast-reaction airborne force and Harry's been practicing his 'Carry-on-up-the-Kyber' kilt-lifting technique to terrify the taliban. I've been asked to serve with the mounted household division, so I'm just checking that their tools are up to the job

[Rocket2]

When Charles said he was off to shoot his load, well a girl of my breeding is entitled to blush a little!

[NutLoose]

So I thought Charles said give me a handgun, but what he actually said was give me a hand'un.... Well I've never seen something shrink so fast as when I pulled this out...

[airborne_artist]

" ... and then the range instructor said "squeeze it gently, don't tug it" - well I know all about that!"

[NutLoose]

As someone I forget once said, there are 3 people in this Marriage, Charles, Myself and John Browning here.