Now that there's no public money left for the armed forces, the family's having to take a more active role in defending the realm. Ma-in-Law has completed her qualifying night jump with that nice Mr Bond, and is replacing the Paras as our fast-reaction airborne force and Harry's been practicing his 'Carry-on-up-the-Kyber' kilt-lifting technique to terrify the taliban. I've been asked to serve with the mounted household division, so I'm just checking that their tools are up to the job