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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 11:48
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Ryan Air's promotion of 'free hand luggage' wasn't such a good offer after all.
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 12:47
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The increasing trend of extreme caution, exhibited by Airport Security staff, had reached a new low.
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 12:51
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First it was balloons, and now it's a giant cooling fan. What's wrong with WINGS for goodness sake.
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 13:06
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A ground handler removes the ballast weight permitting positive liftoff
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 13:34
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Previously unseen photo incriminates Igor Sikorsky in Tesco shopping basket theft scandal.
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 13:43
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No no no!! When you asked where to put the pilot - I said "Put the BASTARD in the front!!"
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 14:41
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The Zepplin Disaster enquiry's re-enactment team ran short of budget for the docking tower.
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 15:07
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Stuck on a mooring platform in the mudflats of Essex in your best suit?

Got a Top Secret briefcase that needs to be in Brussels by noon?

'Q' surpasses himself again.

"Bloody Hell, Bond. I do wish you'd pay attention."
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 15:56
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Something for the weekend Sir?
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 16:22
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"The prototype VS300 shows that it already has more
baggage space than an HS125 !"
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 16:37
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Whatcha mean there's no room for my Nav Bag !
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 16:51
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HURRY ! it's Prince Harry's clothes, DOD intelligence thinks he is being held naked by a pack of American amazons
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 16:54
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3rd - Buster with:
2nd - Buster with:
Cop that Nutty!!!

*ahem*

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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 17:01
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Well according to the guage, that bag weighs 4 torques, surely there is an easier way to do this?

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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 17:26
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The boffins had worked out a visual system for informing pilots of the results of the testing.

Here we see the signal for an unsuccessful prototype. The "basket case".
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 18:01
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Following a stiff note from the palace, the Vegas flight took off without Harry's mail-order of little blue pills.
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 18:03
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Ok the mustard is in the bag, it should be enough for the giant hotdog I have strapped to the left skid.
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Old 23rd Aug 2012, 23:43
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Scientists prove Einsteins theory of E=MC2....(Executive = Man in Chopper)

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Err...Mr. President. I think handling the "football" should be a little more low key don't you?
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 00:25
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Pitot heater burns on the left wrist were a dead giveaway of a 1950's secret agent.
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Old 24th Aug 2012, 00:49
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Testing of the Lockheed Martin 'VS-300 Wonder Step' were a complete success, but some began to question the methodology and costs incurred.
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