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Old 25th Sep 2012, 19:07
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Old 25th Sep 2012, 19:29
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Good skills evidenced this week, especially Coffmanstarter!

In 3rd, Coffmanstarter with

Cameron : "OK chaps ... a bit of Blue Sky thinking from me on our final troop withdrawal plans. Rather than try and ship all this kit out via Pakistan ... how about we do what Sgt Rizzo from the 4077th M*A*S*H did. Apparently he managed to mail home an entire Jeep in bits ... might be worth a try ?"
In 2nd, Coffmanstarter with

Cameron : " I want to make it perfectly clear that I didn't say to the Corporal 'Best you learn your f------ place . . . you don’t run this f------ government . . . you’re f------ plebs.’ "
But the winner, Toptobottom with the short and sweet

"OK. How much for just a BJ then?"
Over to you TTB...and thanks to Nutloose for such a popular pic.

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Old 25th Sep 2012, 20:07
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Many congratulations TTB
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Old 25th Sep 2012, 21:12
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My pleasure and well done TTB.
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Old 25th Sep 2012, 21:26
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Many thanks pohm1!! ..and Nuts for those priceless expressions in that piccie



Travelling now, but will post a new image when I'm back in harness tomorow..
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Old 26th Sep 2012, 20:49
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Right you push it in and I'll see if it fits......


A FIRST, a caption before the picture Gawd, I hope I am not embarrassed over this, but have been dying to do this.....

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Old 26th Sep 2012, 22:22
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Now that sounds like a plan...here's my "Caption before the pic"...

Nutloose has one just like it, only smaller & it smells like cheese.
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Old 26th Sep 2012, 22:23
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I'd expect this kind of thing from Prince Harry, not you Scoggins...oh the shame of it!
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Old 27th Sep 2012, 06:57
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Cap before the Pic ... Good game ...


Nah ... More lubricant needed

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Old 27th Sep 2012, 07:12
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"Honest boss, it was like that when I found it".
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Old 27th Sep 2012, 09:08
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Nuts - great idea! My 'Caption before the pic' entry:

"I've told you before, make sure you clean underneath..."


Anyway, back to the knitting (and aplogies for the delay). Let's try this one...


Judging when it slows down
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Old 27th Sep 2012, 09:29
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...and the QRA Foxbat is at RS5.....million






(that's about 9 years of minutes!)
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Old 27th Sep 2012, 09:51
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Could have let the pilot out first

or

All we need to do now is find the wings

or

At front leaning on shovel

'with 15% off my car insurance I descided to upgrade my metal detector'

(apologies to those who dont get Aviva insurance ad)

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Old 27th Sep 2012, 10:09
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"...keep the roots covered, use a good organic liquid fertiliser and you'll have an A380 in no time"

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Old 27th Sep 2012, 10:18
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With thanks to Coffman:

Nah ... More lubricant needed
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Old 27th Sep 2012, 10:22
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After a long dig, Phil and the rest of Time Team unearth a prehistoric artefact. "We don't know what it is" says Tony "But we think it's some sort of religious icon dating from about ten thousand BC"
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Never before seen footage of the Army's F-35D, the ill-fated 4x4 variant...
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Old 27th Sep 2012, 11:04
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Guy leaning on shovel.."Yeah, I started on the beach looking for change and jewellery."

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Old 27th Sep 2012, 11:07
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I was told to look for a guy with a spade appearing out from his butt, I take it you are Doug.

Or

What do you mean it's on the flight deck?

Or

I've spoken to the AA and they say they won't come out until we get it to the roadside.



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Old 27th Sep 2012, 11:46
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Nutloose has one just like it, only smaller & it smells like cheese.
(I'll stand by my first entry....)

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That's right sweetheart, I can shovel with my backside. But wait, there's more... Look at what I can do when I tie on this brush head to my...*SLAP*
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