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"Maurice dear, you when you worked at Airbus, which department was it you worked in again?"
"I was in charge of wing assembly honey.."
"I which case, I think a little bit of your past is going to catch up with you"
"I was in charge of wing assembly honey.."
"I which case, I think a little bit of your past is going to catch up with you"
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Following the Annual Inter Squadron Masturbating Competition, a clear winner emerged at the front after years of coming second, he successfully managed to project his discharge to a height of 500 feet whilst breaking the soundbarrier in the progress.
Asked how he had managed such a feat, SASless replied, "Simply extensive training, which involved a year of abstinence".
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... Photography of aircraft at airshows is an acquired art. They are a lot further away than you realise so be prepared for lots of photos of seemingly empty sky... (Regi-Spotters handbook 3rd Ed. page 123 section 6.34 iv e)
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And if I stick two pencils up my nose like so.....
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Houston we have a problem, your cocaine shipment has failed on re-entry.. Beware of splashdown.
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As a result of severe reductions in manpower levels the RAF Falcons Parachute Dispay Team now comprises of just one man who drops smoke canisters and a weighted RAF Ensign for display purposes 
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Contrary to NutLoose's post at #14644 ... I was under the impression that the exchange officer, Captain Wang King of the Republic of Singapore Air Force, won the AISMC and not SASless that year 
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My worst photo from a Duxford visit (damned digital camera never clicked on time) has run its time so.... judgement day!
I did think "Stealth fighter" the first time I saw it so the runner up is:
Fox3wheresmybanana with:
However, as a long time Larson fan (as in "The Far Side" cartoons), This one made me laugh the most:
So, SteveCox, you're on, well done!
I did think "Stealth fighter" the first time I saw it so the runner up is:
Fox3wheresmybanana with:
The press attend the F-35 In-Service display on the due date.
"Bloody Hell, that's stealthy. It's as if it isn't there at all!"
"Bloody Hell, that's stealthy. It's as if it isn't there at all!"
Bob's paranoia about chem trails got worse when he realised they were all pointing at him... just him...
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Well done Steve
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Thanks Gents, most surprised as I thought there was a lot of competition.
Okay lets see what humour (if any) you can find in this fine picture of how it used to be:
![](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-m44sm32h74Y/UHMalXBg4fI/AAAAAAAACdI/krYHVODnwX8/s640/800px-Handley_Page_H.P.42_Hanno.3.jpg" height="422" width="640")
Judging Friday 12th 1400Z unless it runs out before then.
Okay lets see what humour (if any) you can find in this fine picture of how it used to be:
Judging Friday 12th 1400Z unless it runs out before then.