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One horse to the other... "I say....... Chaps........ He's wearing Chaps"
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"Just because you two are on horses, that doesn't mean your the only riders, these damn panties have been riding up my crack all day"
Avoid imitations
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"Is that Nutloose?"
"I think it's just the way he's standing..."
"I think it's just the way he's standing..."
Judging tomorrow morning.....well about Noon in the UK.
One last caption.....
The SWO scared hell out of the Troopers when he warned them he would have their Guts for Garters if they did not their giggling!
One last caption.....
The SWO scared hell out of the Troopers when he warned them he would have their Guts for Garters if they did not their giggling!
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"If you think we're a little qweer you should meet the Foot Guards. There's a reason they are called the Foot Guards, don't y'know."
....And the Winner is....
After much careful consideration…..well….maybe a minute or two anyway….the Winners are….
Third place…..
Buster with his….
In the middle was Dan Gerous……
But the Winner was easily Nutloose with this gem……
Over to you Sir.....
Third place…..
Buster with his….
One horse to the other; "Aww FFS! I left the Navy because of this ****!
In the middle was Dan Gerous……
Well Lads I've done it, I've PVR'd, and I'm off to be a lumberjack.
But the Winner was easily Nutloose with this gem……
Right horse to left horse, "Cor look at that Winston, I told you that to be an army officer you couldn't be circumcised, you had to be a complete P****, see he is..."
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Muuuhahaahahaaaaaaa in your face Gre..... Unlucky there old chap, better luck next time... 
Will sort a pic out in the morning if that's ok, thank you SASless.
Will sort a pic out in the morning if that's ok, thank you SASless.
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Ok here we go, scores on the doors next week
Police Medic Jobsworth was heard to say "**** waiting.....I'm gonna drum up some business!" just before Patrol Constable Smythe was hit in the head by a blunt object.
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Director..... "Ok lovies lets go for a take....Police medic...action"
Police medic...."You nasty protesters, although it's a hot day, you'll all notice I have no underarm stains due to the new formula of Right Guard Total 5 my latest Anti Perspiration deodorant".
Daz
Police medic...."You nasty protesters, although it's a hot day, you'll all notice I have no underarm stains due to the new formula of Right Guard Total 5 my latest Anti Perspiration deodorant".
Daz