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When it comes to smuggling LPs (remember them?) out of the NAAFI in yer hat, the Russians prefer stealth to Pussers strong-arm tactics any day.
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Contracting out FOST* to the Russian Navy was just the start of the money-saving measures instigated by the Treasury.
*Flag Officer Sea Training - where ships go to work-up pre-deployment.
*Flag Officer Sea Training - where ships go to work-up pre-deployment.
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All quiet on this one so it must be judging time:
3rd - Clicker - "When Bloogs heard Bert shout "Behind you" he had the final proof that the RN local ship defence was a pantomine."
2nd - Splitbrain - Following round after round of defence cuts, for the Russians at least, Op Rebecca became a mere formality.
ASSAULT RIFLES = 1. CHECK.
1st Lafyar Cokov - "This all seems a little ridiculous sir - but anyway.... Safety Catch - "Czech", Repeat Lever - "Czech", Magazine - "Czech"................
Over to you.....
3rd - Clicker - "When Bloogs heard Bert shout "Behind you" he had the final proof that the RN local ship defence was a pantomine."
2nd - Splitbrain - Following round after round of defence cuts, for the Russians at least, Op Rebecca became a mere formality.
ASSAULT RIFLES = 1. CHECK.
1st Lafyar Cokov - "This all seems a little ridiculous sir - but anyway.... Safety Catch - "Czech", Repeat Lever - "Czech", Magazine - "Czech"................
Over to you.....
I believe this student to have little understanding of the maritime patrol concept.
Or (And this really happened )
American lady to mighty hunter pie eater,"So what does ASW stand for?",
Pie eater,"Anti-Submarine Warfare mam",
American lady incredulously,"you mean it goes under water !!!!".
Or (And this really happened )
American lady to mighty hunter pie eater,"So what does ASW stand for?",
Pie eater,"Anti-Submarine Warfare mam",
American lady incredulously,"you mean it goes under water !!!!".
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"Tower - say again QNH?"
or, on a similar theme:
"So that's what the techlog entry meant by a subscale problem."
or,
"Global warming now hits polar expedition support mission. Pilots refuse to fly again until the runway problem is solved".
or, on a similar theme:
"So that's what the techlog entry meant by a subscale problem."
or,
"Global warming now hits polar expedition support mission. Pilots refuse to fly again until the runway problem is solved".
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Any truth in the rumour Bloggs that before you came to Nimrods you were a submariner