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[Buster Hyman]

"...Nutty? Yeah, its me. Look, I've got good news & bad news. The good news is, I've found where you parked the tank...."

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"Ahhhhhlliance insurance???"

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"Next assignment?...A truck full of rubber dog **** out of Hong Kong...right, thank you Sir"

[Jobza Guddun]

Hello Boss? Remember you said you wouldn't shout at us if we owned up first?

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Who let BAe Systems service my tank?? We've spent 30 million quid and nothing works properly! It was fine when it wen in!

[toptobottom]

"Listen, I'm telling you it's definitely not just a puncture, OK..?"

[SASless]

"The Bleeding Yanks done it again Sarge!"

[Big Pistons Forever]

Hey Bob you were right, I should just stick to flying Army helicopters.

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Mr PMC; Sir, Just wanted to say that was the best mess Christmas Party EVER !

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Er, Boss?

You know you said "Give her the tank to drive. What's the worst that could happen?"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Trooper Baldrick - Deny everything!



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Maybe we shouldn't have pissed off those crabs last night.


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[Buster Hyman]

"...Yeah, well, you know the way the ad said it was a 'fixer upper'..."

[Fantome]

"Sir. . . . . it's me, Hoskins. The tank you sent me off in is U/S I'm sorry, but I am getting the hang of it, if you could allocate me a serviceable one?"

[Pontius]

"I'm telling ya, it was the bloody leprechaun that did it. He's still stood on the front gloating"

[CoffmanStarter]

Sarge ... You know these inflatable ground target tank decoys ... I can't find the tit to blow it up ...

[Tashengurt]

"Quick, look casual."

[Tashengurt]

"You'll have to speak up. All I can hear is this funny whistling soun...."

[CoffmanStarter]

Hello ... Is that Lyneham Ops ... next time you do a sled drop ... make sure a bl00dy drogue chute is attached !

[CoffmanStarter]

Now children how does the song go ... "The wheels on the tank go round and round ... round and round ... all day long !"

[Kiltrash]

Hello Nan, can you ask Dad to come and pick me up, No I am not drunk this time. been involved in a hit and run and the other bu$$er has scarperred.

[Kiltrash]

Hello chiefy, think we will need more than one roll of gaffa tape

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Knew we should have not left it parked in Liverpool, but look on the bright side, at least we have obtained 30 high quality engineering bricks

[CoffmanStarter]

Roger old chap the Mess Cannon is good to go for the next Dining in Night ... but we might need a bit more bodge tape to counteract the recoil

[Runaway Gun]

"Yeah I was wondering just how much you pay per kilo, for scrap steel.."

[CoffmanStarter]

Ah ... Flaccid Barrel Syndrome