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Old 26th Aug 2012, 13:34
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OK, it's carry-on only if it fits without forcing.
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Old 28th Aug 2012, 08:04
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Page two?!

Last call - judging tomorrow!
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Old 28th Aug 2012, 08:44
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The Judges have tallied their votes and they will now be delivered by express gyro-copter to toptobottom....
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Old 28th Aug 2012, 10:50
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Hahaha now to switch these fakes for the real English GCSE results and ..boom!
British children will be 20% more stupid than they were in January!!
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Old 28th Aug 2012, 13:47
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Bowler hat wearing man says to the passenger :

If your hand baggage fits in this basket, then you can take it abroad, if not then it is a extra 10 pounds for every centi meter it is over.

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Old 28th Aug 2012, 14:16
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"What the ...? PERKINS! Get your bag out of that CAPTOR antennae!!!"
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Old 28th Aug 2012, 16:58
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Priority delivery, get it over there as fast as you can, and careful the bags heavy, it's Busters Viagra prescription for the week.

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Old 28th Aug 2012, 18:13
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Now if you gently hand it down to the Movers behind you, they will beat the sh*t out of it before placing it on the carousel.
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Old 28th Aug 2012, 18:34
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Tesco introduce gunships to enforce the "ten items or less" rule.
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Old 28th Aug 2012, 22:37
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Week? I wish!
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Old 29th Aug 2012, 07:35
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Well, despite Buster's ceaseless quest to be the most prolific Caption Contest contributor (11 out of the 55 entries on this one; a full 20%!), sadly no mention for him this time. Ooops! Too late...

3rd place to Fox3, with:
Pitot heater burns on the left wrist were a dead giveaway of a 1950's secret agent.
Runner up is G-ARZG, with:
"The prototype VS300 shows that it already has more
baggage space than an HS125!"
However, the trophy winner for this round is 6Z3, with the simple but amusing:
OK, it's carry-on only if it fits without forcing.
Take it away 6Z3!
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Old 29th Aug 2012, 22:37
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...Someone's got to keep the thread going!
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Old 29th Aug 2012, 23:14
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I thought that was Ariadne's job?
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Old 29th Aug 2012, 23:54
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Sounds like a job for the "pruner of the year"
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Old 30th Aug 2012, 00:36
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Sounds like a job for the "pruner of the year"
...Nominee 2005.
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Old 30th Aug 2012, 04:30
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..it hasn't been 24 hours yet!!

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Old 30th Aug 2012, 05:16
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Fonzie keyboard: "Aaaaaaaaaaay!"
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Old 30th Aug 2012, 07:41
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OK - it's been 24 hours now...


No sign of 6Z3 and G-ARZG seems to have gone AWOL too. However, I can see Fox3 is online, so Fox3 - let's get the show back on the road...
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Old 30th Aug 2012, 21:12
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Topical - I'm sure we can do better than the papers.

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Old 30th Aug 2012, 21:18
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"Fix, wait for it... bayonets".
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