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Old 12th Dec 2013, 20:20
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Funny thing; all I hear is radio googoo radio gaga.....
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Old 12th Dec 2013, 20:40
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Sorry but our number three is up to his eyes in it, I'll get him to call back later.
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Old 12th Dec 2013, 21:47
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"Thanks for calling Hotpoint Service. We know your call is important and we're really sorry to keep you waiting".
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Old 12th Dec 2013, 22:09
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'Alfie is back with Kat and...bugger, batteries have gone on the iPad.'

'Minderbinder here, you can bomb our airfield on my call...now, now, now...'

'And if you look now to the east you will see the familiar outline of the ME109, just listen to the purr of that Daimler Benz, followed closely by a Spitfire MkIX and he's really got those cannons going hasn't he! Now watch closely as they go into the Meinvingshaffkommoff upward roll...and there they go, what a wonderful sight.'

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Old 12th Dec 2013, 22:24
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"Nuts....Nuts? Nothing to do with me Mate.... I was just a Co-Pilot on the Fly Past at the Wedding!"
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Old 12th Dec 2013, 22:43
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Don't tell 'em your name Pike!
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Old 12th Dec 2013, 23:36
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So are you seriously telling me that FAC operations are going to be outsourced to a call centre in Bangalore?
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 00:54
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"We're Doomed!"
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 08:14
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Sorry to bother you old chap, but I appear to be in a bit of a hole...
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 08:57
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"Yes, I made it safely to the front but I'm not dressed appropriately. Could you send up my trench coat?"
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 09:57
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"Yes Sqn Ldr Collins, Major Pickles here....I can hear you perfectly now...wow, these new radios are marvellous - sounds like you are just behind me!"
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 10:01
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That's your vector Victor, and stop calling me Shirley.
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 11:29
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"I say boss, can I come home? I thought the gawd awful smell was emanating from this pile of dried excrement, but no, it's coming from these Army chappies"
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 11:33
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"Its perfectly simple Hoskins, we saw how successful the Yanks are with their windtalkers, so we needed people to talk total gibberish over the radio network, and the ideal choice was found to be an RAF pilot"
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 11:34
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"Negative, Fishhead, Negative. Roger the cabin boy is your contact, not your orders."

God, I hate these Joint Ops!
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 12:08
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By jove, you're a crack Artillery Battalion! Now, if you'd be so kind as to adjust you're fire by 2 degrees North, that will give me time to grab some personal belongings from my office here & move to a safer location.
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 13:01
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"Blue 4- the reason you've been missing the target and the bombs are being dropped behind us, is due to the fact our Australian exchange JTAC has the bloody map upside down."
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 17:28
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Royal Flying Corps officer provides commentary on the Christmas Day no-mans land footy match, from the safety of his trench, of course!

P1
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 18:38
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Old 13th Dec 2013, 18:48
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Said Danny on his first day in ATC
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