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Old 8th Jul 2010, 17:53
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 18:24
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" Oh stop mooning! Even though my visor's down I can still see the sun shines out your arse."
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 18:32
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Twin seater, dont you just love em.... My turn for a nap..... Right
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 18:41
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The Air force's new 'On Demand' in flight entertainment system in economy class was an instant success!
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 18:49
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Initial trials of the new UCD showed an unusually high level of vibration.
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 19:36
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See, I told you I could fit in a wheelie bin!
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 20:27
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Er, if you're down there, who's taking the pic?
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 20:33
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Back seater Bloggs raised his arms and let the full force of not showering for several weeks fly into the cockpit.
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 21:20
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"Do my pits look big in this?"
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 21:28
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Some at the MOD considered that the RAF's recruitment drive for WSOs was ill-judged in its focus...






...yes yes...i couldn't resist commenting on my own post...hat...coat
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 21:58
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Navs, couldn't find their a**e with both hands! Here's one trying.
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Old 8th Jul 2010, 22:24
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"No really, my helmet is way too big. I can fit both hands in here."
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 00:22
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Ambidextrous? You don't know the meaning of the word...

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I love these new Super Hornets. The NAVFLIR is so easy to use.

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Damnit Bloggs. You're a Naval aviator, not a Navel gazer!!!!
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 06:35
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The new solar-powered Navman GPS was not a success - trials reported a strange whining noise, deteriorating performance after the first five minutes, and a tendency to scratch when bored.
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 07:24
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"Dad...look at me...Dad...Dad...Look Dad..Quick...Look......No hands!"
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 08:50
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"They didn't call us the fighting cocks for nothing."
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 09:42
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"Eject??? I thought you said erect..."
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 10:07
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If I told you I would have to kill you
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 10:13
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The first female Red Arrows pilot didnt get her place on account of her flying skill...
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Old 9th Jul 2010, 10:29
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Well, I still don't know how you got there darling, but while you're down there...
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