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Old 20th May 2011, 22:40
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Cpl. Jones takes his Muppett impersonation very seriously!
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Old 21st May 2011, 00:05
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Bloggs had never hear the phrase 'Thumb up bum and brain in neutral' before but thought he would give it a try.
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Old 21st May 2011, 00:18
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You idiot! David Blane catches the bullet with his TEETH
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Old 21st May 2011, 03:56
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"Keep calling Sir, I'll find you eventually"
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Old 21st May 2011, 07:28
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Bloggs!...... Corporal Bloggs!...... get your finger out and get that vehicle started!!
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Old 21st May 2011, 07:43
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"..compass, Browning 9mm, map, energy bars, pliars.. yep - my emergency concealed escape kit is still in good order."
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Old 21st May 2011, 13:02
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New for this years Edinburgh Tattoo is a re-enactment of the Battle of the Khyber Pass...
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Old 21st May 2011, 21:52
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'Come on lads, I saw it work in Braveheart'
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Old 21st May 2011, 22:00
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Private Dufus misunderstood the instructions on the grenades which read

"Stick finger in ring, pull out and throw"
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Old 21st May 2011, 23:05
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"Come on lads, I saw it work in 'Carry On Up The Khyber'"!
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Old 22nd May 2011, 00:29
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Following the first Army same-sex marriage,
Pvt Place was suffering from "wedding ring"
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Old 22nd May 2011, 01:14
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Fox3, where's my banana?
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Old 22nd May 2011, 01:36
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"look out! He's armed himself!!!"
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Old 22nd May 2011, 03:37
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See Sarge, you're wrong! I can find my own arsehole without a map!
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Old 22nd May 2011, 08:01
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uurgh....my brain hurts
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Old 23rd May 2011, 04:20
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The CO said, "There's no hope for Corporal Bloggs. I told him to complete the operation he'd either have to pull a rabbit out of hat, or pull a hare out of his @rse!!"
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Old 23rd May 2011, 08:06
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"Sarge! I'm up to 39 degrees. Best I take the day off in bed."
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Old 23rd May 2011, 09:59
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Old habits died hard for Pvt. Hopoate....
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Old 23rd May 2011, 20:16
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"Tired of all those klingons soldier? You need 'Anal Floss' - leaves your gusset lemon fresh!"

Simply swallow the waxed cord, wait 18 hours, then, with an easy 'push/pull' action, all dangle berries, winnits and tag nuts will simply disappear!! Buy now, while stocks last!
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Old 23rd May 2011, 21:42
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The lads thought that trooper Edwards might be going just a bit too far in trying to get himself a Soccer AM Third Eye T-shirt.
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