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Ok we've got the beds, we got you knobs, all we need now are the broomsticks..
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"And you guys wonder why I joined the RAF?"
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"Join the Navy and feel a man they said.... How the hell are we going to feel another man in this get up?"
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" Ok, today is bayonet practice, I need four willing volunteers, ahh.. you two on the right must be Navy, as they are rigged for backstabbing"
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"I heard the Army managed to escape by dumping the soil from their tunnel by a similar method, but I doooon't think we have quite perfected the technique yet"
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Trials of the new incontinence pads for Buster were coming along nicely
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Right men ... The Army Backroom Boys have come up with a solution to 'gippy tummy' when we deploy to the Middle East ... The mattress attenuates the blast whilst the puttees are to stop your boots getting dirty 
On the left...Belt....Chastity....For the use of.
On the right...Belt...Chastity...Navy....For the use of.
On the right...Belt...Chastity...Navy....For the use of.