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Old 13th Dec 2010, 08:55
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The Captain ensures that his Mission Report was correct regarding heavy enemy contact.
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 13:39
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They finally resort to the use of starter pistol to get the damm thing started
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 15:00
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Some valiant efforts but as I've got to go away for a few days, I'd better give the results now:

In 3rd place is I'd rather be gardening with:

'Chiefy's compliments and he would rather Sir logged the fault.'

In 2nd it's Cows getting bigger with:

'Has anyone told Lootennant Chuck that the minigun is powering up?'

But the clear winner is Buster Hyman with:

'The 7th Cavalry finally defeats an Apache'

A good effort to everyone else, take it away Buster!

Ping
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 21:17
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Why thank you Ping...




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Old 13th Dec 2010, 22:19
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Must be Christmas, the Red cross are here!

(or wasn't that the picture?)
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 22:26
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I believe Buster was trying to post this...



Buster please confirm...
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 22:29
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OK

"Wannabe Midget in Dungarees hides at back of charity pull"...

or

"Ryanair's Michael O'Leary sinks to new depths"...
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 22:48
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Well I know I asked for 'a little squirt of power' to taxi, but....
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 22:58
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Following short finals, a short takeoff was requested....
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 23:00
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For the first time on record, the movers at Brize Norton were helping an aircraft get under way...
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Old 13th Dec 2010, 23:49
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I believe Buster was trying to post this...
Correct. Thanks Leon. I can see mine quite clearly for some reason, but I often get the little cross...1 demerit for Tashengurt!

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Old 14th Dec 2010, 10:30
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Sorry Buster. I've been watching too much Colditz!
Back to the caption;

"Tell them if they don't pull I'll sell them to Peter Jackson!"
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 10:30
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You idiot, I said dwarf throwing competition, not dwarf towing..........
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 11:14
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, This is your captain speaking, Sorry for the delay but unfortunately we are returning to the terminal as we appear to have a little problem with the Nose undercarriage".
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 11:19
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Sorry Buster. I've been watching too much Colditz!
.......
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 11:53
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Pulling fiercely, Wally said to Fidgit "And now we have the Most Fabulous Object in the World, consult the Map of Time and Space for a hole near Marana !!"

Apologies to Time Bandit Fans
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 11:55
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Willy Wonka's private jet is towed out.
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 12:20
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Qantas wasn't sure about the 380's replacement engines.

or

Santa hoped that the reindeer strike would be over by the 24th; the elf training program wasn't going too well.
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 12:40
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"We are drifting to starboard Nigel. A squidge more voltage on the Red circuit please."
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 13:25
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