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Old 20th Dec 2010, 12:52
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"Look, I have seen a CH47 lift one before. How difficult can it be?"

"Winching in"
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Old 21st Dec 2010, 06:45
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Nigel is overjoyed to find a KFC outlet!
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Old 21st Dec 2010, 07:52
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Although the new flot system had indeed deployed successfully the aircrew remained extremely dubious about what exactly should happen next.
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Old 21st Dec 2010, 10:11
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

(With apologies to Roy Scheider)
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Old 21st Dec 2010, 14:10
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Vince Cable is dropped off for the last leg of the journey to the Cape Wrath Lighthouse.
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Old 21st Dec 2010, 15:20
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"So lovely to meet you. I must say that I'm your biggest fan."
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Old 22nd Dec 2010, 12:37
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"Oi, you in the Helicopter..... This is the UK Maritime Health and Safety vessel HMS Overkill..... where are your flourescent tabbards?"
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Old 23rd Dec 2010, 21:13
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"Are you sure its a radar reflector he sold us?"
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Old 26th Dec 2010, 08:58
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We are on page two again, time to judge:

3rd place:
ShyTorque with:

Helicopter: "Ooh, stoppit, you're tickling!"

2nd place:
TheWizard with:

"Look, I have seen a CH47 lift one before. How difficult can it be?"

"Winching in"

1st place:
toptobottom with:

Keep losing your dog in the woods?
Can't remember where you parked the car?
Can't find your boat after a long dive?

New "Helium Helis" is the answer!! Simply inflate and attach using the string provided - can be seen from miles away!!

Buy while stocks last!
PS Great for kid's parties too!!

Over to you.......
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Old 27th Dec 2010, 15:33
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Many thanks Surfmaster

A bit ironic; my 'evil grin' was because I used that caption on a previous entry, but hey ho...

Let's try this one...




Happy Christmas and New Year everyone!
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Old 27th Dec 2010, 16:29
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Chap on right: "So let's get this straight, Sir.... my security operative tells you hid this up your butt?"

Security operative: "He did, he did....I had to reach THIS far up his butt to find it!"

Passenger: "That's my pen and it was actually in my shirt pocket at the time!"
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Old 27th Dec 2010, 18:28
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No soldier, you're the one that's activated the timer and detonator - you tell me when you think it's gonna go bang!
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Old 27th Dec 2010, 20:20
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We've had a tip off that one of your security detail was in the Hitler Youth.
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Old 27th Dec 2010, 20:36
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"Someone round here must be able to tell a bomb from a butt plug!"
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Old 27th Dec 2010, 21:30
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When interpreting the passengers remarks for the deaf, the guy in the background couldn't remember how to sign Hitler.
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Old 27th Dec 2010, 22:19
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"So let me get this straight, in return for this case containing $1,000,000 you will give me a cheque personally signed by Princess Obolongo of the Nigerian Royal Family for the sum of $15,000,0000 which was left to her by her late father King Cocopops and I may keep the difference as my fee?"
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Old 28th Dec 2010, 00:08
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No, the vibrator is not mine...but, would anyone here like it?
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Old 28th Dec 2010, 01:24
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"Well I've heard of a gold tooth but never a blue tooth, open your mouth wider so I can see where it came from"
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Old 28th Dec 2010, 06:24
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Ricky Ponting's dad wins a full cavity search after suggesting where the security guard could shove the liquorice allsort he'd just retrieved from his luggage.
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Old 28th Dec 2010, 11:05
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$30 a gram?!! Are you kidding me soldier??!!

It's worth twice that on the street - anyone else want to make me an offer?
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