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Old 2nd Jan 2011, 19:08
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"There is only one Bugs Bunny and Growbag is his prophet"
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Old 2nd Jan 2011, 20:45
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And the winner of Afghanistans Next Top Model is...............
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At a recent aircrew union speech that questioned "what have the airforce ever done for us?", Big-ears in the background (in a ground tour and left his desk to attend) was thinking about his flying pay and his FRI...
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In a stunning coup for the BBC & the Defence forces bottom line, the new version of "It aint half hot Mum" will be filmed live from Afghanistan!
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 09:34
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"....and following the recent MoD mandatory stocktake, we are pleased to announce that there are 7.12 trillion pebbles at this site....."
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 10:27
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"...............Are there any women here today?"
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 11:34
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Rehearsals for the Christmas Panto are stymied by the lack of a camel
and a baby Jesus
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 18:58
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It appears that our order for Cold Weather Clothing was not quite specific enough.
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 19:35
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Corporal Smith thought his birthday party was going pretty well, but after 8 rounds of musical chairs it was time to move on to 'Consequences'.
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 19:43
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It's traditional dress.

(Traditional that no two SH crew members ever dress alike).
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 19:53
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Hear this: with this special stick up your bottom, you are immune from interrrogation.
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 20:37
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The two "118 118" actors were in confident mood as auditions began for the very first 'Afghanistan's got talent'
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Old 3rd Jan 2011, 22:22
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The nativity play by the Senior Officers was going well until they realised they needed three wise men....
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Old 4th Jan 2011, 09:55
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After Nigel Pargetter had taken a header off the roof in "The Archers", we find out what the Grundy clan really look like.
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Old 4th Jan 2011, 11:42
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The post SDSR 'It'll be alright Mum' concert party performing their Naivety Play.
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Old 4th Jan 2011, 11:53
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The real Bravo Two Zero escape plan photoshoot !
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Old 4th Jan 2011, 13:48
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It was evident that the breakfast mushrooms provided to the Red Arrows by the mess that morning had not been organic.
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Old 4th Jan 2011, 17:07
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The Ministry of Defence got ready for it's annual pantomime....





meanwhile in Helmand.....
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Old 4th Jan 2011, 18:36
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The 1st Bn Loamshire Regiment mutiny ringleader was incensed at being undermined by the stupidity of his followers:

"I said wear a disguise while we read our demands. Einstein here chooses "BIG EARS!!"
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Old 4th Jan 2011, 21:36
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HMS Cornwalls crew were starting to get suspicious about the costumes they were forced to wear in front of the Iranian media.
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