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Old 11th Oct 2013, 18:34
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Get in that chair? Not on your Nelly
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Old 11th Oct 2013, 18:35
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Ikea took chair testing VERY seriously.


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Old 11th Oct 2013, 18:51
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Well that was a waste of time, sent me up to the ISS but as the US Government have sent everyone out on unpaid leave, there was no one up there!
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Old 11th Oct 2013, 19:45
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Are you sure Health & Safety legislation requires me to wear all this clobber just to play Conkers
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Old 11th Oct 2013, 19:48
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It was felt in some quarters that the new risk-mitigation procedures for MFTS first solos were over-cautious.
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Old 11th Oct 2013, 20:05
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Billy Connoly not wrong about fart in space suit.
No he not, and guess where we going to park the ship.
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Old 11th Oct 2013, 21:48
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"Dwug search ? I come from space, what you think me cawy, space dust?"


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"Beloved leader wishes to know how was space flight?"
"But we only twavel 200 meters"
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Old 11th Oct 2013, 22:41
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"Take me to your Leader! I must warn him about Nutty, Buster, and Coffman and their fiendish scheme to steal the CapCom award."
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Old 11th Oct 2013, 22:57
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The first evicted from China's Big Brother in Space staggers home.
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Old 11th Oct 2013, 23:36
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Put me down ! You don't know where I've been !
 
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I don't care it Glorious Leaders birthday ... I not gloing in giant fortune cookie as surplise
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Old 12th Oct 2013, 08:43
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Major Hi Flung Poo confirmed he did exactly that as his orbit passed over Washington DC
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Old 12th Oct 2013, 08:57
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Why we no land in sea like Americans ... Now I have to wear wedding tackle as Bow Tie for rest of life
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Old 12th Oct 2013, 09:42
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They're coming to take you away ha ha!


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Old 12th Oct 2013, 10:35
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"Astronaut?., tell the beloved leader I now know what the bowncing bomb feel like"
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And our next Mastermind contestant Won Hung Lo who's specialist subject is "Droping Balls"
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PLA pilots have successfully tested the new catapults on our glorious new aircraft carrier! In a blow to the Western dogs, the testing phase will now proceed to using aircraft on the catapults....
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Old 14th Oct 2013, 05:12
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Suggested caption from DRC department of state information

"One small step for man, one glorious step for the dear leader of the most wonderful, beautiful, accomplished country of them all."

Note: You should see what we have in mind for a caption when Chinese astronauts actually get to orbit !

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Old 14th Oct 2013, 06:15
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I feel I must protest at the style and content of a lot of the posts in this section.

The racism and xenophobia displayed by the authors is nothing short of appalling, with childish portrayals of Asian speakers using silly 'Engrish' phrases.

I am sure this would cause all sorts of anguish and upset in any Asian person visiting this site, and I call on you all to grow up, go and sit in the hall of mirrors and have a good hard look at yourselves.

Have you done that? If so, I bet you didn't like what you saw, did you?

First it's taking pleasure in the misery of a poor young elephant, who if he's reading this will, I'm sure, be equally upset, and now we have descended to an even worse level of schoolyard 'humour'.

For God's sake pull this picture now and replace it with something more appropriate, like a World War II fighter - perhaps with some nose art, yes, yes, that's it, skilfully painted nose art, with a scantily-clad young girl proudly thrusting her breasts at the enemy as if to say "Cop these hard nipples in the face, Tojo, and see how you like it! Take that, Jerry! Don't get 'em like this at home, do you?"

And furthermore ....
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