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Old 2nd Dec 2010, 10:34
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FIFA enjoying Australia's video for their 2022 bid....
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Old 2nd Dec 2010, 11:42
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The troops didn't react well to the Captain's announcement that in-flight entertainment would be a live performance by James Blunt
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Well it's almost the weekend in Blighty and this one seems to have run it's course (and I'm about to go to the pub), so..

Honourable mention to Buster's
FIFA enjoying Australia's video for their 2022 bid....

Runner up is ShyTorque's
"Gordon Brown - what I did for the armed forces"

But this week's jackpot winner is Cattletruck's :
"Did I leave the oven on?"


Over to you Cattletruck...
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Old 4th Dec 2010, 20:18
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Everybody waited patiently for the next Photo.
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That'll be Cattletrucks seat in the bottom right corner there....
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Old 4th Dec 2010, 23:56
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"What the ...? Find yer own friggin cover you lot!"
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 02:45
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" I think we are going to need a bigger truck"
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 06:24
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Random Breath Testing...Lilliput Militia style.
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 06:25
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Thailand police car takes left hand turn too quickly, chaos ensues.
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 06:39
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Don't worry chaps, there's a C17 full of reinforcements on the way.
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"So, that's 3 chocolate Cornettos, 4 mister whippies - 2 with extra flakes, 2 FABs, 1 strawberry choc-ice and 6 diet cokes? Anything else?"
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 09:40
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World Record attempt for "Most Solidiers in a Toyota in Under 30 Seconds" starts badly when nobody can find the keys.
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 09:49
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Plod couldn't help wondering what the odds were of a whole platoon of troops getting an attack of agoraphobia at the same time.
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To hell with waiting for the AT home, anybody want to share a cab?
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 13:28
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Guy waving at the back: "Come on, there's room for plenty more up here!"

or

Surprised looking guy near to the front "What do you mean the rounds for that rifle can pass through an engine block?!"

or

"Look, if Jeremy Clarkson can't destroy one of these what chance does one nutter with an old AK47 stand?"

Sorry for the multiple entries but its a great picture
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 13:37
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When I count to three, charge!
Is that ON three, or after three?
No, on three.
Okay, one, two, three, charge?
Yes.
But that's on four.
No its not.
Yes it is. You mean one, two, and then charge as you say three right?
No...wait, you're confusing me...umm...
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 17:02
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Guy at the back:

"OK Guys, this is definately the one that's been handing out the tickets!
On the count of three, we're all gonna take out his red and blue flashy things on the roof!"
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 17:17
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"C'mon Officer, share the donuts."
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Old 5th Dec 2010, 17:26
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"Ok, we want you to pose so we can build an Iwa Jima type memorial like the Americans have, we will add the flag later"

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Despite PC Smiths best efforts at translation, the Singaporean Traffic Police special task force still could not comprehend the use and deployment of the Stinger, a device consisting of a row of little pr*cks used to deflate a vehicle tyre.

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After the 200+ artillery rounds to land on the Island had destroyed pretty much any cover available, South Korean Marines grew increasingly desperate...
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