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Old 4th Dec 2011, 20:55
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Captain Von Blackadders version of putting your underpants on your head and sticking two pencils up your nose.......

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Fritz was deeply concerned that the German edition of the Karma Sutra he purchased may have had a few mistranslations!!.
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Buster Hymen tries his hardest to put off his fellow golfers on the 1st Annual Somme golf open.






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Old 4th Dec 2011, 21:01
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Rowntree's advertising attempts to break into the German market with the slogan " Have a break, have a HatKat" was deemed a resounding failure.

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Old 4th Dec 2011, 21:05
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"Cross dressing? Yeah, I was bloody angry this morning!"
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Old 4th Dec 2011, 21:16
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Dr Seuss eventually made changes to the "Cat ON the hat" idea, leading to a far more successful series of books.

"The Kraut with the Pout" was also left on the editing room floor.
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Old 4th Dec 2011, 23:45
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Fritz, upon meeting the SWO, thinking he had been assigned to a Highland Regiment, realized he had been shorted a few items when he was issued his new Kit.

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After 6 months in the trenches, Fritz's fellow troopers failed to notice the cat or the dress. Instead, they all looked longingly at his legs....
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The Hugo Boss designer range for the SS were immediately recalled after the designs were found to be MI6 fakes, unfortunately not before Fritz did his cat walk.
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Old 5th Dec 2011, 02:32
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Although "The Reichsführer's new clothes" hadn't quite followed the concept of the original "Emperor's new clothes", it was hard to explain the cat.
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The Prussian helmet was always a pussy magnet, thanks to the spike.
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Old 5th Dec 2011, 05:19
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Real reason behind title of Hitlers autobiography revealed!
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Old 5th Dec 2011, 05:53
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With the outcry over his last fancy dress outfit still fresh in his mind, Prince Harry finally finds an outfit that should please everyone.
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Old 5th Dec 2011, 08:07
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Unfortunately, "Don't Ask-Don't Tell" was years away, and for Hoskins, the cat was well and truely out of the bag.

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Old 5th Dec 2011, 08:20
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An early prototype of the archetypal Bond villain complete with cat, german accent, eccentric clothing and various weapons.
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Flt Lt Bloggs' final task before being made redundant was to sign off the RAF's post-2015 dress uniform.
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The moment James Blunt realised his career should be on the stage.
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Old 5th Dec 2011, 11:40
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There. Now whoever stole the paper, please put it back.
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Here is the proper attire for attending the latrine in the front line at night. The cat is essential for seeing in the dark...
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Cronic dysentry in the trenches had brought about a new meaning to the term "fill your boots"
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