Some valiant efforts but as I've got to go away for a few days, I'd better give the results now:
In 3rd place is I'd rather be gardening with:
'Chiefy's compliments and he would rather Sir logged the fault.'
In 2nd it's Cows getting bigger with:
'Has anyone told Lootennant Chuck that the minigun is powering up?'
But the clear winner is Buster Hyman with:
'The 7th Cavalry finally defeats an Apache'
A good effort to everyone else, take it away Buster!
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