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Old 30th Nov 2010, 06:58
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we will soon be making our descent into Afghanistan. Please remember to adjust your watches by turning them back 500 years"
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 08:00
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The Chap in 4C looks familiar.
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 10:24
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"I just gotta be me....."
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 12:01
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"...RAMP?..I dunno, press it and see if anything happens."
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 16:09
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"Are we there yet?"
"Are we there yet?"
"How much further?"
"Are we there yet?"
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 19:01
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Hilary Clintons' latest keynote speech goes down a treat

(add your own punchline)
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 20:07
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Ryanair introduces Business Class.


* * *


Pvt. Nobbs suddenly wonders which one is the Sky Marshall....
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 20:08
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Looks like some of them had the fish
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Old 1st Dec 2010, 07:53
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"Has anyone seen Private Wally?"

"Where's Wally?"
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Old 1st Dec 2010, 08:55
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"If you bastards on the outside don't wake up and start rowing, we'll never get there!"
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Old 1st Dec 2010, 08:57
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The in-flight feature "Carry on Private" seems to have lost its popularity on its third running...
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Old 1st Dec 2010, 09:00
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Julian Assange was about to get a whole lot of new friends to play with.
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Old 1st Dec 2010, 10:51
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Captain B'stard was just waiting for the last troop to nod off before opening the PA and screaming...'ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...we are going down..'
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Old 1st Dec 2010, 14:55
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Not really in the caption comp, but wonder....

how many hours does it take a C-17 to fly from Iraq to the USA?

how many toilets does a C-17 have?

cheers,

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Old 1st Dec 2010, 19:35
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Thumbs up Also not on thread
DJohn

a) too many

b) not enough
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Old 1st Dec 2010, 21:36
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"Flight number 666 to Afghanistan is now ready for boarding. Will all insomniacs, women and turtles please go to the gate first with your boarding passes ready for inspection.".
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Old 1st Dec 2010, 21:54
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Skipper...we've picked a hell of a flight to start the Michael Moore Film Festival on!
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Old 2nd Dec 2010, 00:02
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Manufacturers of Alton Towers' new "Whiplash Wipeout" supersonic theme ride finally conceded that pulling 9G in the loop was probably taking things just a little too far.
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Old 2nd Dec 2010, 06:56
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"The Rohypnol seems to have worked Captain. You go ahead and choose first."
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Old 2nd Dec 2010, 07:48
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...Captain? CAPTAIN??! For Pete's sake - Captain, WAKE UP!!!!!
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