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Old 30th Aug 2018, 06:53
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It was either this, or another mission with that Clark Gable

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Old 30th Aug 2018, 07:12
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I hate it when Tony Abbott comes for dinner!

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Old 30th Aug 2018, 08:08
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Yeah, I know it was me that called the Major a complete ****. But it was you that laughed...
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 10:43
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While viewing 'things to see in San Francisco' it turns out Nob Hill is a area in San Francisco near Lombard Street.... well you learn something new every day

However may I continue with

While serving in WW2 Ronald McDonald and Colonel Saunders discover a meat substitute that gets round the rationing issues for their restaurants
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 12:43
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Recently discovered still from a wartime information film '1001 things to do with Onions'
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 13:14
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Hank was worried. Seeing it was 1950, peeling Red Onions in McCarthy's USA was risky.
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 14:11
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"Don't cry for us, Argentina
The truth is, we never liked you
All through our wild days, our mad existence
we kept our promise
So keep your distance"
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"Old Pierre looked shagged delivering these on his bike with them strung around his neck this morning"
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 17:21
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I've gotten an idea! How's about we stop for a hot dog - with ketchup and . . . er . . .
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 18:42
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What's wrong with you?
I'm not peeling very well.
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 18:50
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I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with . . . . 'O'.

I give up! What is it?

(Answers required, please.)
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 19:01
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Mendelsons onions make me cry - and so does the violin concerto by his cousin . ..

Mendelssohn

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Old 30th Aug 2018, 19:43
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Not a Caption ...

I guess I had better judge some time tomorrow, to give the winner the chance to post something tasty for the weeknd. A photo of a Garlic Bulb will lead to instant disqualificatin
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Old 30th Aug 2018, 20:37
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Angry

NOOOOOO Another day peeling, Better ask that South American river to send some goggles
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 10:57
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You might be crying Bob, but them bags is still full, and that tray is still empty.
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 10:59
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I knew this wasn't gonna be a good day in the cook tent when the first line of the list of ingredients said: 1000 onions, chopped.
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 11:05
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Little did the patrons of the Bunnings sausage sizzle know of the pain and sacrifice that underlined that seemingly innocuous question: "You want onions with it?"
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 11:49
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Decision Time ... and on this occasion I won't award place medals, as you've all done very well with a poor offering!

There is one winner this time, and as I polish the CST for onwards transmission I call for a round of applause for ....

Kiltrash ...
Jake ....don't cry it is only the onions getting in your eye.

John.....no its not...I just got a "Dear John' letter. She has left me for a potato salesman......He has a bigger peeler
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 12:52
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Well done Kiltrash, chive out of chive! I'm not crying, my eyes are leeking...
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Old 31st Aug 2018, 14:32
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Originally Posted by treadigraph
Well done Kiltrash, chive out of chive! I'm not crying, my eyes are leeking...
Now if you had said something like that previously ...
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