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Old 10th Dec 2016, 17:16
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"Ethel, here's one: What's the difference between the Telescope, Identification, AA, MkIII, and the Coach & Horses?"
"I don't know, Peggy, what is the difference between the Telescope, Identification, AA, MkIII, and the Coach & Horses?"
"The Telescope, Identification, AA, MkIII has very accurate optics, Ethel."
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Old 10th Dec 2016, 17:19
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"Are you going to tell them it only takes one operator and that they're looking through the wrong side"
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Old 10th Dec 2016, 20:52
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"See, Ethel, I said you'd enjoy an overseas tour on Christmas Island."
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Old 10th Dec 2016, 21:19
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Doris- "Ethel I got these beer goggles from one of the chaps, but I don't think they work"

Ethel-"Hmmm, I think they do Doris."
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Old 11th Dec 2016, 05:11
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Industrial strength BS detector with backup unit.
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Old 11th Dec 2016, 08:16
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Fanny, did you remember to grab my pussy?
Betty Slocombe! You're incorrigible!
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Old 11th Dec 2016, 08:59
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I never realised before that night vision goggles were meant to make everything look as if it was night.

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Well spotted, PW. Although the Imperial War Museum list this device as "Telescope, Identification, AA, MkIII (Rangefinder, cased)", if you read the 1938 instructions here there is no mention of any rangefinding going on at all. In fact, it is two telescopes laid end-to-end; the junior ATS girl would pick up the intruder using the low-power telescope, then the senior ATS girl would identify it using the high-power side, and the azimuth and elevation would be read off and passed to the central computer (human!).]

Ah! Thanks for that, Brother of Jim. You can learn something new every day. The device might come in useful against drones one day. PW

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Old 11th Dec 2016, 09:05
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The Fuhrer's so bright, we gotta wear shades!
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Old 11th Dec 2016, 10:00
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During the Blitz, Betty and Doris took their job as night time air raid wardens very seriously, even in day time.
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Old 11th Dec 2016, 10:08
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The search for the third blind mouse proved fruitless.
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Old 11th Dec 2016, 12:14
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"Why did we sign on with this lot, Doris, instead of with the WAAF as Fighter Plotters ? - we'd be warm and dry indoors now "........."Because, Mavis, those headsets would just ruin our hairdos !"
 
Old 11th Dec 2016, 12:48
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As the offense occurred in total darkness....Sherlene and Deana were required to identify the suspects in conditions similar to the time in question. Nutty and Buster were satisfied they were safe due to lack of evidence.
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"Hey, Elsie, I think I've found the trigger."
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Old 11th Dec 2016, 15:48
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"You're right Ethel, these Google Glass things really do make you look a prat!"
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"Stop fiddling with your glasses, Ethel, straighten your tie and stand up straight! The Boss said we should make an exception and really try to look as if we know what we're doing for the publicity photo."
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"I'm not sure it's worth all this trouble to watch "Gone with the Wind" in 3-D, Ethel - and it cost sixpence more!"
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Old 12th Dec 2016, 02:12
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"OK Mavis, we should be able to see right up their kilts with these things now!"
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You're right. It does shine out of the CO's arse!
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Old 12th Dec 2016, 10:52
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